Both my cat and I have PTSD reactions to people either trying to pound the front door down or slam the buzzer, so if I'm expecting someone, I keep an eye out so I get to them before they do that. FedEx dude repeatedly buzzed and my cat threw up everywhere and flipped out, and I have chest pain. 🤬

All because for some reason she desperately needed an 8-bedroom mansion to raise her newborn in and thought it was okay to harass an elderly man hopped up on pain meds to sell it to her. Like WTF?? Glad Orlando got TF out of that mess.

I'd really like to know why cleavage is blocked but full topless shots of dudes are fine. Like there's no nips showing, nothing suggestive. Flashback to school dress code not allowing me to wear anything but a near circus tent because we can't exist around the boys.

It was soooooo good.

ISTG if it were reality, I would be horrified. The idea of some absolute dipstick just winging turkeys out of a helicopter and people running for their lives while someone obliviously reports it though? Gold.