Nice.

Please stop falling off horses, that can’t be good for you.

I’m not aware of any sport on at the moment. Nope. None. And you can’t make me change my mind. <walks off whistling>

It’s almost like this getting old m’larky isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Two snippets of advice:

Don’t spoil them. You think you’re giving them things you didn’t have as a kid and therefore it’s for the best. It isn’t. They grow up expecting everything on a plate.

Secondly, hide veg in their meals by blending it etc. Teens can become very fussy all of a sudden.

I prefer The First Noel

Has anyone mentioned he’s got five legs yet?

Didn’t understand all that but hope all okay 👍

Just don’t try and cut down some trees. Can’t half give you a shiner if you’re not careful.

Genuinely not sure I could listen to that. 😳🫣😱

Listen sugar tits. After the disastrous mini-budget and actually killing the Queen don’t you think that’s enough.

Good news for lettuce farmers I suppose.

👀 💓 🪴

Let’s remember our fabulous summer gardens at times like these. I know how important yours is to you 🌸💕

Get stuck in

Fair isle socks and leather trousers.

Bet there’s even websites for that.

😜