Phwoarhammer 🏳️⚧️
@rustedwirewitch.bsky.social
Born to write, forced to work in the mathematics-mines. TTRPG Storyteller, Pro-Wrestler (in training), Wargames enthusiast and queer writer. She/They.
My cousin was super into fantasy, got me into Warhammer (also The Ancestral Trail and Willow).
Lead up to Xmas 95 I bought the 4th edition WHFB box and citadel colour paint set (cylinders, yay!) from a friend on the playground for £2 (which was a lot of money back then, if any gen alphas ask...)
Lead up to Xmas 95 I bought the 4th edition WHFB box and citadel colour paint set (cylinders, yay!) from a friend on the playground for £2 (which was a lot of money back then, if any gen alphas ask...)
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My cousin was super into fantasy, got me into Warhammer (also The Ancestral Trail and Willow).
Lead up to Xmas 95 I bought the 4th edition WHFB box and citadel colour paint set (cylinders, yay!) from a friend on the playground for £2 (which was a lot of money back then, if any gen alphas ask...)
Lead up to Xmas 95 I bought the 4th edition WHFB box and citadel colour paint set (cylinders, yay!) from a friend on the playground for £2 (which was a lot of money back then, if any gen alphas ask...)
My partner and I are gonna be getting back into cosplay next spring.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My partner and I are gonna be getting back into cosplay next spring.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
... I'm sorry, what? The army's been out less than half a year.
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
... I'm sorry, what? The army's been out less than half a year.
No must-have WW2 armies, you say?
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
No must-have WW2 armies, you say?
There are horror franchises these days with truly diabolically shite trailers and promo material (yer Black Phones, or M3gans, or Terrifiers) that I always see horror critics raving about.
And it always comes across sarcastic and mean spirited.
And it always comes across sarcastic and mean spirited.
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There are horror franchises these days with truly diabolically shite trailers and promo material (yer Black Phones, or M3gans, or Terrifiers) that I always see horror critics raving about.
And it always comes across sarcastic and mean spirited.
And it always comes across sarcastic and mean spirited.
I mean, to be fair, there is often a puma in my kitchen. And he would definitely wreck my shit if he could.
November 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I mean, to be fair, there is often a puma in my kitchen. And he would definitely wreck my shit if he could.
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
For October's Halloween-themed "Paint a Flamer Marine" at the local friendly incense, wargames and goth shirt store I've decided to just have a bit of fun painting rather than pushing out the boat with big concept backgrounds and bases.
Adept-ason Astart-hees.
Adept-ason Astart-hees.
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
For October's Halloween-themed "Paint a Flamer Marine" at the local friendly incense, wargames and goth shirt store I've decided to just have a bit of fun painting rather than pushing out the boat with big concept backgrounds and bases.
Adept-ason Astart-hees.
Adept-ason Astart-hees.
"You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke."
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
"You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke."
A chilly dwarf ranger champion doing his best to fend off frostbite by yelling.
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
A chilly dwarf ranger champion doing his best to fend off frostbite by yelling.
Wish I had a phone that could take halfway decent photos, but hey, Exorcist now done!
#warhammer #warhammer40k
#warhammer #warhammer40k
October 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Wish I had a phone that could take halfway decent photos, but hey, Exorcist now done!
#warhammer #warhammer40k
#warhammer #warhammer40k
With apologies for the boymoding.
This is really hammering home how enormous my head is.
This is really hammering home how enormous my head is.
October 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
With apologies for the boymoding.
This is really hammering home how enormous my head is.
This is really hammering home how enormous my head is.
Who's your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Who's your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
The body of this was hidden in the "more replies". And by context I guessed entirely the wrong Michael Caine shame film.
October 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The body of this was hidden in the "more replies". And by context I guessed entirely the wrong Michael Caine shame film.
Hitting the Kamikaze super attack as the jet biker and hearing every other player start screaming, begging and bargaining.
October 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Hitting the Kamikaze super attack as the jet biker and hearing every other player start screaming, begging and bargaining.
Oh wait, nearly forgot.
September 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh wait, nearly forgot.
My Tuesday nights always go so well.
September 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My Tuesday nights always go so well.
And so my final panel for AmeChibi is finished. Discussing the symbolism of Evangelion. As best summarised by:
September 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
And so my final panel for AmeChibi is finished. Discussing the symbolism of Evangelion. As best summarised by:
Stuck between "Fuck Val Venis" and "I can't *not* end the slideshow on this note."
September 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Stuck between "Fuck Val Venis" and "I can't *not* end the slideshow on this note."
Next panel I'm working on is about show-runners getting pissed off with their audience. Currently discussing the last 2 episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion and how well anime fans reacted back in 1996.
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Next panel I'm working on is about show-runners getting pissed off with their audience. Currently discussing the last 2 episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion and how well anime fans reacted back in 1996.
"Meanwhile, how was Hogan doing in his new home of WCW?"
September 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Meanwhile, how was Hogan doing in his new home of WCW?"
Second best purchase I made in Germany. Right behind:
September 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Second best purchase I made in Germany. Right behind: