Russ Bengtson
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Russ Bengtson
@russbengtson.bsky.social
for real it's just slang rap democracy // sneakers, bikes, hoops, arsenal, mets // “a history of basketball in 15 sneakers” OUT NOW // former SLAM Ed // first dot last at gmail // AI sucks
sure some of champions league soccer is just on streaming but that’s an established series where teams don’t play each other often, the nba cup is just usual matchups on the worst courts you’ve ever seen
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
and for me it’s like the lowest bar to clear, I would watch games if they were on cable—but no, all this stuff has to be “exclusive” now, hell knicks/bucks wasn’t even on msg tonight
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
like I will be watching absolutely none of this I guess!
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
let jason kidd coach the ‘92 magic and he’d make shaq the point guard
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
right of course but also it’s not like there was a “kobe brand”
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
like just wear golf clothes dude we know this ain’t really you
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
yes yes I get that “curry brand” is still essentially under armour for now but not wearing your own shoe with your own brand logo on it feels like a tremendous own goal
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
mess him up by showing him footage of jordan on the wizards
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
austin powers dipped in ecko nd phat farm pushing a ‘97 bentley azure and blasting jay-z
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
nets/Sixers just for love of the game?
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
mf doom the techno years
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
can confirm gulls say this
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Pen & Pixel created their share of gems. I don't know how this acronym didn't take off.
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
would genuinely rather die than ever even log into threads
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"uh huh, uh huh, ok, yeah—look, do I get to wear the tree costume on the sidelines or no?"
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM