Rufus
@rufustheduck.bsky.social
My house has cats, my garden has foxes, the trees are full of parakeets, and the crows know me by name
Teacher, Londoner, neurodivergent and ace. One half of The Worst Writer in the World - the best podcast you've never heard of
Teacher, Londoner, neurodivergent and ace. One half of The Worst Writer in the World - the best podcast you've never heard of
Sunrise in South London
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sunrise in South London
@joznorris.bsky.social joined us on The Worst Writer in the World to discuss his unmade script about a time-travelling detective - and we learned many things.
The first episode is available now from all the usual podcast places
The first episode is available now from all the usual podcast places
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@joznorris.bsky.social joined us on The Worst Writer in the World to discuss his unmade script about a time-travelling detective - and we learned many things.
The first episode is available now from all the usual podcast places
The first episode is available now from all the usual podcast places
A magical adventure that will make you wish you were friends with a pig.
Available as a paperback, ebook, and audiobook from mambuycow.com
Available as a paperback, ebook, and audiobook from mambuycow.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A magical adventure that will make you wish you were friends with a pig.
Available as a paperback, ebook, and audiobook from mambuycow.com
Available as a paperback, ebook, and audiobook from mambuycow.com
We've released a couple of hundred episodes but never had a guest on. We finally relented and asked time-travel expert @joznorris.bsky.social to delve into his unmade sci-fi detective sitcom. Listen now on The Worst Writer in the World - available wherever you find podcasts
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We've released a couple of hundred episodes but never had a guest on. We finally relented and asked time-travel expert @joznorris.bsky.social to delve into his unmade sci-fi detective sitcom. Listen now on The Worst Writer in the World - available wherever you find podcasts
Sunrise in Deptford, South-East London (where I stopped to fix a puncture)
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sunrise in Deptford, South-East London (where I stopped to fix a puncture)
Indiana Jones is not only the worst archaeologist in the world, he's also the worst teacher
His students must be so relieved when he doesn't turn up to class because he's busy destroying an archaeological site in Africa
His students must be so relieved when he doesn't turn up to class because he's busy destroying an archaeological site in Africa
February 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Indiana Jones is not only the worst archaeologist in the world, he's also the worst teacher
His students must be so relieved when he doesn't turn up to class because he's busy destroying an archaeological site in Africa
His students must be so relieved when he doesn't turn up to class because he's busy destroying an archaeological site in Africa
My mum hand-knitted this Spider-Man blanket for my sister's first kid, 11 years ago.
Cut to now - my sister was going to GET RID OF IT!
Fortunately: me.
It now lives on the coffee table in my lounge. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!!!
Cut to now - my sister was going to GET RID OF IT!
Fortunately: me.
It now lives on the coffee table in my lounge. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!!!
January 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My mum hand-knitted this Spider-Man blanket for my sister's first kid, 11 years ago.
Cut to now - my sister was going to GET RID OF IT!
Fortunately: me.
It now lives on the coffee table in my lounge. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!!!
Cut to now - my sister was going to GET RID OF IT!
Fortunately: me.
It now lives on the coffee table in my lounge. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!!!
Here's a picture of my cat to distract you from the horror
January 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Here's a picture of my cat to distract you from the horror
Can't get a Christmas tree because we have cats - so we decorated the cat tree instead
December 8, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Can't get a Christmas tree because we have cats - so we decorated the cat tree instead
Just a beautiful weed growing on my balcony
September 13, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Just a beautiful weed growing on my balcony
The sunset in London, taken from my kitchen window. (I think it's telling me to go to Turkey)
September 2, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The sunset in London, taken from my kitchen window. (I think it's telling me to go to Turkey)
Two of the many foxes who spend all day sleeping in my garden
September 1, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Two of the many foxes who spend all day sleeping in my garden
August 31, 2024 at 9:39 PM
August 31, 2024 at 12:02 PM
This squirrel is awfully relaxed about being inches away from a predator. Do they understand how glass works?
August 29, 2024 at 7:07 PM
This squirrel is awfully relaxed about being inches away from a predator. Do they understand how glass works?
I provide excellent entertainment for my cats
August 29, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I provide excellent entertainment for my cats
Why do both my cats love this tube so much?
August 25, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Why do both my cats love this tube so much?
One of London's many parakeets, high up in a tree opposite my flat, just yelling
August 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
One of London's many parakeets, high up in a tree opposite my flat, just yelling
Fox in my garden got himself a stylish new scarf
August 18, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Fox in my garden got himself a stylish new scarf
I appreciate this black cat who chooses to live with me
August 17, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I appreciate this black cat who chooses to live with me
How my usually nervous & jumpy cat, Molly, sleeps all day in the front garden
August 17, 2024 at 2:40 PM
How my usually nervous & jumpy cat, Molly, sleeps all day in the front garden
My upstairs neighbours have been feeding foxes by throwing food of the window. So now, every time I open my window, at least one hopeful fox rushes over and stares up at me with this expression....
August 17, 2024 at 1:39 PM
My upstairs neighbours have been feeding foxes by throwing food of the window. So now, every time I open my window, at least one hopeful fox rushes over and stares up at me with this expression....