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@ru486dx.bsky.social
Faerie god-nonna in training. Mutant swamp witch. Amateur geneticist. Director of POSIX-Compliant Karaoke Initiatives. Chief Data Thymus.
3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat?
(she/her)
3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat?
(she/her)
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Sorry guys, there will be no stream tomorrow due to the fact that I am not a streamer.
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Sorry guys, there will be no stream tomorrow due to the fact that I am not a streamer.
lmao I came back from AFK and someone had used a pet biscuit on him
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
lmao I came back from AFK and someone had used a pet biscuit on him
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Has anybody described Olivia Nuzzi as "RFK Gooner" yet?
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Has anybody described Olivia Nuzzi as "RFK Gooner" yet?
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Often at my store the total price of a drink is $6.66, and someone went off about how “it’s not a coincidence” & they’re trying to indoctrinate us. Had to explain to a grown man that no, Starbucks did not design it so that their drinks would be satanic with sales tax, but only in New Jersey
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Often at my store the total price of a drink is $6.66, and someone went off about how “it’s not a coincidence” & they’re trying to indoctrinate us. Had to explain to a grown man that no, Starbucks did not design it so that their drinks would be satanic with sales tax, but only in New Jersey
Olivia your great-grandparents did not learn the English language for you to be abusing it like this
There’s a sentence on page 2 that is longer than Bluesky’s character limit.
And the sole knowledge that sentence conveys is “Olivia was born on January 6th.”
And the sole knowledge that sentence conveys is “Olivia was born on January 6th.”
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Olivia your great-grandparents did not learn the English language for you to be abusing it like this
Lemix thoughts: the WQ in What Do You Mean It's Always Been Called Eredath where you participate in an ancient draenei dueling/sparring tradition, combined with the sexual dimorphism seen in draenei, implies that pre-civilizational eredar used to have significant mate competition
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Lemix thoughts: the WQ in What Do You Mean It's Always Been Called Eredath where you participate in an ancient draenei dueling/sparring tradition, combined with the sexual dimorphism seen in draenei, implies that pre-civilizational eredar used to have significant mate competition
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I hope this constant feeding of ideas and changes between FF and WoW continue. Ultimately, it makes a better game for both, ESPECIALLY for those who play both.
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I hope this constant feeding of ideas and changes between FF and WoW continue. Ultimately, it makes a better game for both, ESPECIALLY for those who play both.
I was gonna be like "swamp that gives you a periodic convulsive disorder" but then I remembered we kind of already have those
Poison swamps are of course a classic, and cursed swamps have their place, but I kind of want swamps for all of the other random status ailments that pop up in console RPGs. I want to see the swamp where touching the water turns you into an atheist.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I was gonna be like "swamp that gives you a periodic convulsive disorder" but then I remembered we kind of already have those
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I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams
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Are these the good times the strong men are creating
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Are these the good times the strong men are creating
I've never read this article before but somehow my Psychic Italian Third Evil Eye knew it existed anyway
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I've never read this article before but somehow my Psychic Italian Third Evil Eye knew it existed anyway
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Anyone calling for public execution of a "certain type" of criminals:
I👏WANNA👏SEE👏THEIR👏BROWSER👏HISTORY👏
And also possibly a SEC audit.
I👏WANNA👏SEE👏THEIR👏BROWSER👏HISTORY👏
And also possibly a SEC audit.
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Anyone calling for public execution of a "certain type" of criminals:
I👏WANNA👏SEE👏THEIR👏BROWSER👏HISTORY👏
And also possibly a SEC audit.
I👏WANNA👏SEE👏THEIR👏BROWSER👏HISTORY👏
And also possibly a SEC audit.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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Heads up.
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Heads up.
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
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Every week a different loser freak from Palantir pops up, ganked out of his fucking mind, to shriek absolutely incoherent nonsense, and somehow none of these guys are being found dead of autoerotic asphyxiation.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Every week a different loser freak from Palantir pops up, ganked out of his fucking mind, to shriek absolutely incoherent nonsense, and somehow none of these guys are being found dead of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Gods, what have you done? You're a Pink Pony Bull, and you dance at the club.
Pink dreamrunners have returned to Eversong in Beta!
(They vanished for a bit)
Pink dreamrunners have returned to Eversong in Beta!
(They vanished for a bit)
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Gods, what have you done? You're a Pink Pony Bull, and you dance at the club.
Pink dreamrunners have returned to Eversong in Beta!
(They vanished for a bit)
Pink dreamrunners have returned to Eversong in Beta!
(They vanished for a bit)
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they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
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I just don't understand how you maintain a political party that actively hates everything about the United States
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I just don't understand how you maintain a political party that actively hates everything about the United States
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Why is the government participating in Internet fights with pop stars?
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Why is the government participating in Internet fights with pop stars?
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So tired of being governed by internet trolls
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
So tired of being governed by internet trolls
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The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
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Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant