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“All I wanna do is die,” says the man next to me, and I wonder if he’s ever had a life
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ever heard of GREEN HUMOR BUDDY
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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“Do you see this shit, 2008 Toyota Corolla?” —Spider-Man to the Corolla peering from a rooftop with him
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I almost forgot to post my favorite Thanksgiving song that’s not really a Thanksgiving song
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
PUBLIC RESTROOM RULES Judging from the condition of the average public restroom, we apparently need to make it clear that the following behaviors are prohibited: -Peeing on the floor -Peeing while facing away from the urinal -Peeing through the leg of your pants -Peeing while upside-down -Pooping in the urinal -Eating the poop in the urinal -Smearing hate symbols on the wall with your poop -Throwing a Hapoopken -Having a big party where everybody poops and pees everywhere
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Me when I realized the guy named Ayumu is from Osaka #SFormula
Four-panel meme where Super Formula driver Ayumu Iwasa slowly gets replaced by Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga from Azumanga Daioh
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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American legacy media when an anti-vax eugenicist crank wants to kill the disabled by replacing actual medicine with woo-woo and crystals
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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9-year-old me took one look at this guy and immediately wanted to be him
Moby Jones as depicted in the original SSX
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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FIGHT!
WAR!
FIRE!
VIOLENCE!
DEATH!
POLICE!
TV!
FUCK YOOOOOOU!
START THE RIOT!
START THE RIOT!
START THE RIOT!
START THE RIOT! NOOOOOOW!
The same picture of Pope Leo XIV at the microphone again
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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“Daaamn! That answer could use some work!”
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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With the rumors that Mick Schumacher will replace Devlin DeFrancesco heating up, here’s a look back at how DeFrancesco did in his first year with Rahal Letterman Lanigan
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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There are four types of guy online. No exceptions.
The 4 Gregs from Homestar Runner sub-show Teen Girl Squad. From left to right, we have D n’ D Greg, Sci-Fi Greg, Open Source Greg, and Japanese Culture Greg
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Cover art to Sempiternal by Bring Me the Horizon
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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“Is this the stance?” —Hit from Dragon Ball Z
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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I like this better when it happens to Ayao Komatsu
A picture of Ayao Komatsu, team principal of the Haas F1 team The same picture again The same picture a third time I think you get the idea
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Me to the inside of the Tesla I was forced to rent because they had nothing else on the lot
Screenshot of an old YouTube video called “look out here comes my piss lol,” where a guy pees from up high onto a parked car
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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A woman screams “RETIRE BITCH” at Chuck Schumer so many times that it causes him physical pain
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Cover art for Big Ass Demo by Big Ass Truck. It has a big-ass truck with California “GETFCKD” license place and the top half of a skeleton hanging from the grille
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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She smiles and says “I will always love you.”
Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil smiles wickedly as she lifts Ethan Winters up above her head
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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He wants his name to be Spaghetti
Pen Pen
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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And none for Gretchen Weiners
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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[inarticulate Italian noises]
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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>Halo Infinite
>look inside
>finite
A cat looking at the camera disapprovingly
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM