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Ensign Ro(wan)
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Old, 🏳️‍⚧️, She/Her, PDX
Story and development editor (Magica Riot), mixing and mastering (The Crystal Furs, and more).

I don’t make the art you love. I make the art you love better.
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What the actual fuck
An Instacart screenshot of a 22.1pz box of Kellog’s Raisin Bran. The box is priced at $11.99
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I regret to inform Andrew that I’m on my bullshit again
A conversation with my DoorDash driver Andrew. Andrew says “trying to get out of the parking lot. Someone can’t figure out how to pay and we are about 10 deep.” I replied, “exquisite. You are permitted to eat my food if it means starvation otherwise.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Post your hometown slop
The “Original Yumm Bowl” from Cafe Yumm, based out of Eugene, Oregon. It’s a vaguely healthy rice bowl with shredded cheddar cheese, black olives, sour cream, chopped tomatoes, black beans, and a sort of beige umami-flavored sauce called Yumm sauce that makes it extra sloppy.
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Screencap of a Wall Street Journal article from November 17th, 2025 (today as of this post). The headline is Why We Could Use a Good, Long Bear Market. The subtitle is Stocks have experienced only brief downturns over the past 16 years, creating dangerous complacency.
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Focus by Cynic
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Political compass meme. Authoritarian Left caption is Shoot the Nazi, Libertarian Left is Punch the Nazi, Authoritarian Right is Be the Nazi, Libertarian Right is Technically its Ephebophilia.
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Political compass meme: authoritarian left labeled shoot the Nazi, libertarian left labeled punch the Nazi, authoritarian right labeled be the Nazi, and libertarian right labeled “technically, it’s ephebophilia”
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Unsolicited Tick pic.
A picture of Patrick Warburton as The Tick
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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At last I can live out my dream of duct taping a Frosted Mini Wheat to a Life Cereal.
An Instacart screenshot showing three items to buy: Life Cereal, Frosted Mini Wheats, and black duct tape.
September 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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A couple sample pages:
An open trading card binder showing 18 custom made cards for a game I designed in 2015. The images on the cards are stills from the show Bubble Gum Crisis. The card bodies are gray indicating these are Performance cards. An open trading card binder showing 18 custom made cards for a game I designed in 2015. The images on the cards are stills from the show Record of Lodoss War. There are card bodies of several colors: blue (indicating Plot Twists), purple (indicating scenes), red (indicating characters), and brown (indicating Character Traits).
September 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Went outside and it was so calm and quiet. I could smell cooking aromas from the restaurant next door. I took this picture. I heard the breeze rustle the leaves. I feel at peace.
A photo of blue sky with white puffy clouds, framed by silhouetted leafy tree canopies.
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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A painting of Babe Ruth calling his home run shot to the catcher and umpire before the pitch comes
September 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Art in the form of a playing card, marked as Queen of Diamonds and Queen of Clubs. The art is in the traditional playing card style but features the two queens one pale with dark blue hair and one brown with blonde hair, approaching each other with intent to kiss.
August 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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A gif of Inigo Montoya saying: "I want my father back you son of a bitch!"
August 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Okay so
Screenshot of a phone Notes app that reads: Macross 2012: Do You Remember Love, Do You Remember Live? Lesbian veritech fighter pilots, lesbian space idols, and lesbian bridge crew. Lesbian aliens fighting lesbian aliens.
August 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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I don’t mean to be alarmist but
A screenshot of a tweet from Dexerto saying “Taco Bell is launching a new permanent Baja Blast flavor called Baja Midnight on August 14.” A quote tweet from I Like Food says only “Something bad is about to happen”
August 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I brought my family to DC for “The First Entry In The AI Overview” festival
A screenshot of a google results page for the search term “festivals that happen in dc”. The AI Overview entry states: Washington, D.C. hosts a variety of festivals throughout the year. Some popular options include the National Cherry Blossom Festival, the Smithsonian Folklife Festival, Capital Pride, and the DC Jazz Festival. Many of these events are free and family-friendly.
August 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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My favorite Doctor and Companion
Susan Ivonova and John Sheridan from Babylon-5.
August 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Screenshot from Castlevania II for the NES. The text window says: "What a horrible night to have a fate stay."
August 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I put my chances at 50/50

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
The three main characters from My Hero Academia Vigilantes. Pop-step is a frizzy pink haired pop idol in a domino mask; the Crawler is a young man crouched on the ground wearing a blue and red All-Might hoodie. Knuckleduster is a bulky older man wearing a trenchcoat and brass knuckles.
July 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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If you see this post a picture from your device without any explanation (except alt text)
A fake PlayStation 1 cover of Frasier Combat Racing by Acclaim. Rated M for Mature
June 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Check out this thing my kid drew. He’s not even in middle school yet.
A pencil line drawing of a creepy jack in the box clown the kid said was adjacent to FNAF in some way but I have no clue honestly. It’s detailed as heck and yeah he worked from a reference video of a guy drawing this but wow what a cool way to learn. The perspective and foreshortening are pretty dang good.
June 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Got my tangara working!
A photo of my tangara media player being held in my hand. It is a rectangular translucent plastic device reminiscent of an iPod mini, with a circular track wheel beneath a small color LCD screen. The screen shows the track being played: Bertha by Grateful Dead from the May 7, 1977 show at Boston Garden.
June 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Police in 1986 watched Encounter At Farpoint and said "oh shit we should totally do that"
A screenshot from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Encounter At Farpoint". Q has summoned Earth cops from their past (which would have been the future to the viewer in 1987). The cop in this screenshot is heavily armored and armed, wearing black body armor from head to toe, and brandishing a deadly looking gun with a red laser sight. It looks suspiciously like a modern 2020s era cop in riot gear.
June 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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A screenshot from Serial Experimetns Lain. Lain is in her bear oneis, facing her father in his computer battlestation. In Impact font are two captions: That Famous Line from Lain and "lol i'm a bear bitches"
May 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM