I also assume people Google a lot of shit right before they hit post (I mean I do, and I have the same experience as you regularly)

Oh I saw the Shakespeare in the Park production in 2016 and it's one of my favorite shows I've ever seen! (I had never even heard of it and was like, Shakespeare wrote this? before I saw it)

Lol yes

Honestly this turns out to be a rich source for these jokes

Asking "what's up Doc"

Anything Elmyra Duff says really

I don't know how to write out the noises the Tasmanian Devil makes or I'd do a bit with that

Haha yes, I meant they had never even heard of the concept. Agreed it is resolutely Texan 🤠

I mentioned on IG I was drinking hot Dr Pepper while I put up the tree last night and got many questions about it, including from fellow lifelong Texans. Here, partake of the ancient wisdom and be well: bsky.app/profile/oliv...

The way he conveys both fondness AND that he truly thinks Johnson is a dickhead!! It's so good

Man fuck that guy

House looking INCREDIBLE

I purposely dressed up today because I pulled a LOT of clothing this weekend to donate or sell that I'm finally admitting doesn't fit/work anymore so I'm trying to counteract the spiralling 🫠

I am largely very happy with my chosen career but one downside is it has basically killed that browsing joy for me: I can't go into a bookstore and turn off the professional part of my brain anymore (what books are out, how they're laid out, what they're choosing to face out, etc)

(I do actually feel for them, their best season ever and then this... but 🤘)

Micah they fight so much, they want any reason to touch each other

*Do get it