ABRACADABRA
@rodentposting.bsky.social
Emotionally unstable but at least I make great soup
An abortion clinic called Womb Raider
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
An abortion clinic called Womb Raider
If you think you’ve done something wrong today, you can’t have been as wrong as the people who thought mulder and scully were platonic when xfiles was originally airing
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you think you’ve done something wrong today, you can’t have been as wrong as the people who thought mulder and scully were platonic when xfiles was originally airing
Thinking about how I missed the glory days, of pro/anti ship wars in the 90s, surrounding XFiles of all things
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Thinking about how I missed the glory days, of pro/anti ship wars in the 90s, surrounding XFiles of all things
This is a whole article that was written, edited and published, in which the author is very angry that Tom Daley likes knitting. I’m not exaggerating, that’s the premise of the article.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
This is a whole article that was written, edited and published, in which the author is very angry that Tom Daley likes knitting. I’m not exaggerating, that’s the premise of the article.
Referring to my three pet rats as my polycule of rats
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Referring to my three pet rats as my polycule of rats
Why do I know so much about the American governments sexual preferences?? Why do things keep getting published about it???
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Why do I know so much about the American governments sexual preferences?? Why do things keep getting published about it???
Thinking about how much better things would be if a select few would just… stop being fucking freaks for a minute?
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Thinking about how much better things would be if a select few would just… stop being fucking freaks for a minute?
Benson Boone looks like he’d cry if you explained what a rimjob is to him
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Benson Boone looks like he’d cry if you explained what a rimjob is to him
I’m so glad billionaires are burning the rainforests so they can have robots that validate their piss drinking skills, it’s actually really cool and normal
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m so glad billionaires are burning the rainforests so they can have robots that validate their piss drinking skills, it’s actually really cool and normal
The HBO doc Thoughts and Prayers has had me in tears ngl- absolutely buck wild, to someone in a country that doesn’t have access to guns, to watch a country fanny around the only actual way to prevent this shit
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The HBO doc Thoughts and Prayers has had me in tears ngl- absolutely buck wild, to someone in a country that doesn’t have access to guns, to watch a country fanny around the only actual way to prevent this shit
There’s a Wikipedia article for shipping discourse hahaha
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There’s a Wikipedia article for shipping discourse hahaha
What a time to be alive
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What a time to be alive
Chat how do you pronounce yaoi? I realised I’ve never said it out loud before
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Chat how do you pronounce yaoi? I realised I’ve never said it out loud before
Alright, it’s reached the point where I know there’s some drama happening and I don’t even want to know anymore. That’s how dire everything is. I thrive on a bit of gossip, but now it’s just depressing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Alright, it’s reached the point where I know there’s some drama happening and I don’t even want to know anymore. That’s how dire everything is. I thrive on a bit of gossip, but now it’s just depressing.
Fuck the Moby episode of XFiles, all my homies hate the Moby episode of XFiles
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Fuck the Moby episode of XFiles, all my homies hate the Moby episode of XFiles
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
Reparations for the trans community when???
And one of the first survivors to step forward to try to stop Epstein? A trans woman, who was promptly mocked and villified by the New York Post, New York Magazine, the courts and law enforcement.
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Reparations for the trans community when???
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If you don’t yell ‘wooo lesbians!’ every time a female character is revealed to have a wife, then I’m afraid we can’t be friends
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If you don’t yell ‘wooo lesbians!’ every time a female character is revealed to have a wife, then I’m afraid we can’t be friends
Everyone is VERY angry about this and it’s driving me crazy- this is actually just funny. Laugh at it!! We’ve become so brainrotted with anger that we can’t differentiate what is a goofy celeb moment vs actually evil things
I wish this was all celebrity news nowadays tbh. Less "xyz is a serial abuser advocating for genocide" and more "Kim Kardashian is mad at the psychics for not helping her with her exams" please
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Everyone is VERY angry about this and it’s driving me crazy- this is actually just funny. Laugh at it!! We’ve become so brainrotted with anger that we can’t differentiate what is a goofy celeb moment vs actually evil things
I can’t believe in the year 2025 we are getting updates on the Final Fantasy House fiasco. Time truly is a flat circle
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I can’t believe in the year 2025 we are getting updates on the Final Fantasy House fiasco. Time truly is a flat circle
JOYCE!! Get his ass
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
JOYCE!! Get his ass
Just seen a mom on TikTok claim that she had a weird experience with an old lady trying to give her money. The comments informed her that it was probably laced with fentanyl, to make her pass out, so they could steal her kids. Why do people believe this bs??
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Just seen a mom on TikTok claim that she had a weird experience with an old lady trying to give her money. The comments informed her that it was probably laced with fentanyl, to make her pass out, so they could steal her kids. Why do people believe this bs??
I love that X files episode where the X file in question is just: a really obnoxious guy writing self insert fanfiction
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I love that X files episode where the X file in question is just: a really obnoxious guy writing self insert fanfiction
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Did Men With No Rizz Ruin the Workplace?
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Did Men With No Rizz Ruin the Workplace?