Robyn Pennacchia
@robynelyse.bsky.social
Wonkette writer. Beautiful but doesn't know it. She/ Her
We did have a married-in aunt bring green bean casserole to a largely Italian Thanksgiving in New England in the 1990s and it's not so much that it didn't go over well as that people had QUESTIONS about this strange and exotic dish.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We did have a married-in aunt bring green bean casserole to a largely Italian Thanksgiving in New England in the 1990s and it's not so much that it didn't go over well as that people had QUESTIONS about this strange and exotic dish.
Absolutely the fuck not.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Absolutely the fuck not.
THANK YOU CLAIRE.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
THANK YOU CLAIRE.
I am pretty sure it is AI. It has to be. Those people are practically cartoons.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I am pretty sure it is AI. It has to be. Those people are practically cartoons.
Oh man, wait until he finds out about this.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Oh man, wait until he finds out about this.
I mean, at least it wasn't Danny.
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I mean, at least it wasn't Danny.
Rule 34, my friend. Rule 34.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Rule 34, my friend. Rule 34.
That is awesome. Also, now that I think of it, Elmwood Village has v strong Hallmark movie energy.
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
That is awesome. Also, now that I think of it, Elmwood Village has v strong Hallmark movie energy.
Oh no way! Now I want to watch so I can see places I know. I shall make myself a chicken finger sub for the occasion.
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Oh no way! Now I want to watch so I can see places I know. I shall make myself a chicken finger sub for the occasion.
I kind of want to watch just so I can see how they try to make Vancouver look like Buffalo.
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I kind of want to watch just so I can see how they try to make Vancouver look like Buffalo.
It's a more logical explanation, sure, but it lacks in whimsy.
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's a more logical explanation, sure, but it lacks in whimsy.
You are entitled to your (wrong) choice!
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You are entitled to your (wrong) choice!
This person doesn't even follow me so I'm going to assume they spend their days trawling bluesky for anti-mayo hate speech to get het up about.
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This person doesn't even follow me so I'm going to assume they spend their days trawling bluesky for anti-mayo hate speech to get het up about.
I live in Chicago so that would be a bit of a hike! (though I do hope to attend Bravocon in Las Vegas next year)
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I live in Chicago so that would be a bit of a hike! (though I do hope to attend Bravocon in Las Vegas next year)
Chicken no, tuna yes, but only because that's just how I thought tunafish came for the first decade of my life (my mom did not mention the mayo because I would have started screaming in agony and never eaten them again).
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Chicken no, tuna yes, but only because that's just how I thought tunafish came for the first decade of my life (my mom did not mention the mayo because I would have started screaming in agony and never eaten them again).
I'm sorry, no. This is a new thing, it's disgusting and it needs to stop.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm sorry, no. This is a new thing, it's disgusting and it needs to stop.
I just keep thinking of all the quality writers CN could have just NOT laid off in the week or weeks after hiring her and it makes me hate everything.
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just keep thinking of all the quality writers CN could have just NOT laid off in the week or weeks after hiring her and it makes me hate everything.