My wife is Persian and we celebrate the winter solstice in the form of Yalda Night. Such a beautiful time of year, lots of great food, Hafez poetry, and music!

I knew a talented editor who gave up a well-paid job at a major movie studio to work for Quibi…I wonder what he’s up to now

Okay, I’ll admit, with Scott’s commentary, this silly scene was worth it

My deepest condolences, cannot imagine how that feels.

Hey Paddington, have a holly jolly Christmas, is Allen still handling the Fisher account?

Even ChatGPT confirmed this. PDFs made from word processors are the only things working

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So yeah, back to the goddamn drawing board with this. A person with my skill-set and experience is being blockaded by lazy corporate tools (literally AND figuratively)

I hope all of this is just a phase and we come back to reason here. (I’m not holding my breath)

Here is my resume in question.

I was told for years that a well-designed resume would help with hiring. Turns out, the humans I was catering to aren’t even looking. *THIS* is considered illegible by the all-powerful AI…

We are so cooked.

We usually just play smooth jazz all day, really makes for a relaxing, classy vibe!

*hundreds

His dismantling of USAID has led to the starvation of tens of thousands

Absolute travesty