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Here we go again. *sigh*
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You know what they call those contour lines? Isobarks
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
You know what they call those contour lines? Isobarks
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it's very simple: they can no longer play that funky music right. less than a third can lay down a boogie, and a man today has only a 5% chance to play that funky music til he dies -- lower than at any earlier point in history
It’s become conventional wisdom that America’s young men are in crisis. The reality is more complicated than that. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/what-did-men-do-to-deserve-this?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dhtwitter&utm_content=null
What Did Men Do to Deserve This?
Changes in the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard. Scott Galloway believes they need an “aspirational vision of masculinity.”
www.newyorker.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it's very simple: they can no longer play that funky music right. less than a third can lay down a boogie, and a man today has only a 5% chance to play that funky music til he dies -- lower than at any earlier point in history
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"the US military goes after the Drug Lords, covertly or overtly" was a popular plotline in 1980s fiction of all sorts.
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"the US military goes after the Drug Lords, covertly or overtly" was a popular plotline in 1980s fiction of all sorts.
US1 Electric Trucking, manufactured by TYCO from the late 1970s to the early 1980s to cash in on the "trucker movie" fad. This line used TYCO's slot-car layouts and added action stations that had levers flipped as the truck moved past or gears driven by the truck wheels.
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
US1 Electric Trucking, manufactured by TYCO from the late 1970s to the early 1980s to cash in on the "trucker movie" fad. This line used TYCO's slot-car layouts and added action stations that had levers flipped as the truck moved past or gears driven by the truck wheels.
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Today is Small Business Saturday so I’m having a rare sale on the website. Use coupon code SMALLSALE at skybluedesigns.com for 15% off. Coupon is good through Dec. 1.
Sky Blue Designs, LLC – Handmade Fashion Jewelry
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November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Today is Small Business Saturday so I’m having a rare sale on the website. Use coupon code SMALLSALE at skybluedesigns.com for 15% off. Coupon is good through Dec. 1.
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Earlier we had our Thanksgiving dinner preparation tradition — Mike doing the doodle doodle
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Earlier we had our Thanksgiving dinner preparation tradition — Mike doing the doodle doodle
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he looks like he just smelled a leaf of iceburg lettuce that someone put in his enclosure and, after considering it, decided it'll still be there after he rests in his shell a little longer
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
he looks like he just smelled a leaf of iceburg lettuce that someone put in his enclosure and, after considering it, decided it'll still be there after he rests in his shell a little longer
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GIRLS' NIGHT OUT ✨
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT 💅
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT 💅
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT ✨
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT 💅
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT 💅
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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I don't know man how many skins do YOU have
[0003732] Butchering a corpse yields only 1 skin, regardless of size
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I don't know man how many skins do YOU have
On the other hand, the guy in the original vampire story called himself "Alucard" and none of the heroes figured it out...
[0005691] Vampire skill lists often make them obvious
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
On the other hand, the guy in the original vampire story called himself "Alucard" and none of the heroes figured it out...
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I think 9/11 was when the 20th century ended but 02/24/2022 was when the 21st began
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think 9/11 was when the 20th century ended but 02/24/2022 was when the 21st began
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The hardest part about Trump pardoning the turkeys isn’t the names but finding birds that were there on Jan. 6.
Polling is open to help name two turkeys who will be pardoned by President Donald Trump ahead of Thanksgiving, and you can help choose.
You can choose the names of turkeys to get a presidential pardon. Here's how.
Polling is open to help name two turkeys who will be pardoned by President Donald Trump ahead of Thanksgiving, and you can help choose.
bit.ly
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The hardest part about Trump pardoning the turkeys isn’t the names but finding birds that were there on Jan. 6.
"Modulation 987", Julio Le Parc, 1987
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Modulation 987", Julio Le Parc, 1987
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Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
also: please stop abbreviating "cumulative" as "cum", because I have trouble keeping a straight face when someone shows me a chart titled "PLANNED CUM VS ACTUAL CUM"
Science PSA: Never abbreviate “analysis” as “anal”. Ever.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
also: please stop abbreviating "cumulative" as "cum", because I have trouble keeping a straight face when someone shows me a chart titled "PLANNED CUM VS ACTUAL CUM"
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November 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"If a runner escapes...everything ends."
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"If a runner escapes...everything ends."
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squirrels in your backyard? crows being in the sky? too loud truck driving by your house? call the law offices of BARKIN & BARKIN and get the defense you deserve, today
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
squirrels in your backyard? crows being in the sky? too loud truck driving by your house? call the law offices of BARKIN & BARKIN and get the defense you deserve, today
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the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"
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I like that Belloq dressed like a Jewish high priest when he tries to activate the Ark in Raiders, because he apparently believes in the Jewish God enough to do Jewish rituals but not enough to think the High Priest was more than a costume
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I like that Belloq dressed like a Jewish high priest when he tries to activate the Ark in Raiders, because he apparently believes in the Jewish God enough to do Jewish rituals but not enough to think the High Priest was more than a costume
"Bjornson, our dwarporate policy is that being dead only allows up to three days of absence..."
[0012602] Dwarves that are killed and reanimated multiple times quickly display multiple redundant 'missing for a week' alerts
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Bjornson, our dwarporate policy is that being dead only allows up to three days of absence..."