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THE CALL OF QLULU: A SIlence of the Lambs parody with the Cthulhu Mythos shaken, stirred, and dumped in out of a bulldozer.
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CTHULHU X SILENCE OF THE LAMBS PARODY

The FBI’s bumbling Reverse-Exorcist Lulu hunts for cannibal Plaid the Impaler. Desperate, she seeks help from a ghost on death row—one of Plaid’s victims—finding Plaid lurks in the FBI, and is using Lulu to eliminate his victims’ ghosts.

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A poster for the parody of The Silence of the Lambs, from the totally awesome unpublished novel titled The Call of Qlulu, featuring Lulu, Bubalis Biggs, and Plaid the Impaler. THE CALL OF QLULU CTHULHU MYTHOS X SUPERBAD X SILENCE OF THE LAMBS 👉Twisty Mystery. A Twystery, even. 🐖Comedy 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+ Romance 👻Ghosts 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧Found family 🤓Loveable protagonist An excerpt from THE CALL OF QLULU Chapter 1 "Agent Lulu Vishna, you have the right to remain silent," said Detective Martin something-or-other. The middle-aged cue ball reeked of celebrity-brand tequila and wore the permanent scowl of a man who’d just huffed fresh cat shit. Across the interrogation table from Lulu, he sat beside Detective Rusty, his considerably younger partner with the pleasant face of a man who had not smelled said cat shit. Detective Martin reached over and uncuffed Lulu, spun the cuffs together in one hand. "Do I really have to read the rest off for a fellow law enforcement officer?" "Read the rest of what?" said Lulu, sliding her colossal rectangular glasses back up her nose. Not by the bridge—like a dork—of course, but by stretching her gangly fingers from hinge to hinge. The detectives traded glares; the elder's less than enthused, the younger's on the line between entertained and disbelief. "What?" Lulu moaned, dipping her head in shame. "What did I say wrong this time?" "Your reputation certainly precedes you," said Detective Martin. Lulu lunged forward with a gaping smile and slapped both hands on the table. "I have a reputation?! Is it cool?" "Miss Vishna," said Detective Rusty. His Sunken Southern accent was as smooth as honey, despite that most other people made it sound like keying a corroded car. "You do know your big, eh, showdown with that Biggs character was televised, right?" "Ohhhhhh," Lulu drawled. "Did I win?" "You're in a fuckin' hospital gown," Detective Martin snapped. "What do you think?" Page 1
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM