Robert Guffey
@robertguffey.bsky.social
Author of CRYPTOPOLIS & OTHER STORIES, DEAD MONKEY RUM, OPERATION MINDFUCK, BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, WIDOW OF THE AMPUTATION & OTHER WEIRD CRIMES, UNTIL THE LAST DOG DIES, CHAMELEO, SPIES & SAUCERS, and CRYPTOSCATOLOGY.
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WONDERLAND AWARD WINNER FOR BEST COLLECTION! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a maternity guide! Replete with footnotes, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
WONDERLAND AWARD WINNER FOR BEST COLLECTION! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a maternity guide! Replete with footnotes, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
A beloved holiday ritual has returned to Southern California! For me, the X-Mas season means primarily one thing: It's time for Brian Newell's SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS to take its rightful place on the boards of the Maverick Theater in Fullerton! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/sant...
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A beloved holiday ritual has returned to Southern California! For me, the X-Mas season means primarily one thing: It's time for Brian Newell's SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS to take its rightful place on the boards of the Maverick Theater in Fullerton! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/sant...
Part Two of my recent appearance on THE WARPED REALITY PARANORMAL PODCAST has just dropped! In this episode, we wrap up our discussion of CHAMELEO, and then move on to talk about my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-...
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Part Two of my recent appearance on THE WARPED REALITY PARANORMAL PODCAST has just dropped! In this episode, we wrap up our discussion of CHAMELEO, and then move on to talk about my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-...
To order a copy of my Wonderland Award-winning book THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK from Amazon, click here: tinyurl.com/5ex8n2e8
If you'd prefer not to prop up a soulless multinational corporation, you can also buy the book directly from Madness Heart Press: tinyurl.com/mrxsytah
If you'd prefer not to prop up a soulless multinational corporation, you can also buy the book directly from Madness Heart Press: tinyurl.com/mrxsytah
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
To order a copy of my Wonderland Award-winning book THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK from Amazon, click here: tinyurl.com/5ex8n2e8
If you'd prefer not to prop up a soulless multinational corporation, you can also buy the book directly from Madness Heart Press: tinyurl.com/mrxsytah
If you'd prefer not to prop up a soulless multinational corporation, you can also buy the book directly from Madness Heart Press: tinyurl.com/mrxsytah
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! I received my Wonderland Award for THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK!
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November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! I received my Wonderland Award for THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK!
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarrocon
#bizarro
#madnessheartpress
#expectantmother
#disinformation
#handbook
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#bizarrocon
#bizarro
#madnessheartpress
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Here's a sneak preview of my debut comic book, THE UPSIDE DOWN MAGICIAN #1: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-sn...
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Here's a sneak preview of my debut comic book, THE UPSIDE DOWN MAGICIAN #1: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-sn...
To commemorate the passing of yet another stupid ass holiday, I'm opening up the Guffey Vault for a limited time only. I'm selling copies of both my first book (CRYPTOSCATOLOGY) and my 2024 collection, CRYPTOPOLIS! *CHOKE GASP!* Click here for details: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
To commemorate the passing of yet another stupid ass holiday, I'm opening up the Guffey Vault for a limited time only. I'm selling copies of both my first book (CRYPTOSCATOLOGY) and my 2024 collection, CRYPTOPOLIS! *CHOKE GASP!* Click here for details: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
The latest episode of THE WARPED REALITY PARANORMAL PODCAST features an interview with Yours Truly! Part One focuses on my 2015 book, CHAMELEO. Part Two will focus on my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sB...
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The latest episode of THE WARPED REALITY PARANORMAL PODCAST features an interview with Yours Truly! Part One focuses on my 2015 book, CHAMELEO. Part Two will focus on my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sB...
The Trumporium Theater of Terror! (A Play in 4 Acts): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
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November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Trumporium Theater of Terror! (A Play in 4 Acts): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
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#grandguignol
#trumpepstein
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Cryptoscatology's Essential JFK Assassination Books (Revised & Updated): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/cryp...
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November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Cryptoscatology's Essential JFK Assassination Books (Revised & Updated): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/cryp...
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Reposted by Robert Guffey
WONDERLAND AWARD WINNER FOR BEST COLLECTION! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a maternity guide! Replete with footnotes, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
WONDERLAND AWARD WINNER FOR BEST COLLECTION! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a maternity guide! Replete with footnotes, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
If you want to know how we reached this nadir, read OPERATION MINDFUCK: QANON & THE CULT OF DONALD TRUMP, which maps out the anatomy of a ten-year-long campaign of asymmetric warfare directed against the American people by Trump and his cronies: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/its-...
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November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you want to know how we reached this nadir, read OPERATION MINDFUCK: QANON & THE CULT OF DONALD TRUMP, which maps out the anatomy of a ten-year-long campaign of asymmetric warfare directed against the American people by Trump and his cronies: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/its-...
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I'm very pleased to announce that my 2024 book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, has won the coveted Wonderland Award for Best Collection!!! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarrocon
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#darkfantasy
#madnessheartpress
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#bizarrocon
#bizarro
#horror
#darkfantasy
#madnessheartpress
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm very pleased to announce that my 2024 book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, has won the coveted Wonderland Award for Best Collection!!! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarrocon
#bizarro
#horror
#darkfantasy
#madnessheartpress
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarrocon
#bizarro
#horror
#darkfantasy
#madnessheartpress
Last year, I was invited to speak at the STRANGE REALITIES conference where I delivered a lecture entitled "Mr. Ulmer's Cabinet of Wonder: Edgar G. Ulmer & the Cinema of High Strangeness." You can now see that talk right here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/mr-u...
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Last year, I was invited to speak at the STRANGE REALITIES conference where I delivered a lecture entitled "Mr. Ulmer's Cabinet of Wonder: Edgar G. Ulmer & the Cinema of High Strangeness." You can now see that talk right here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/mr-u...
Today marks the publication date of my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS, courtesy of Headpress! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/holl...
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November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Today marks the publication date of my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS, courtesy of Headpress! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/holl...
#headpress
#hollywood
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#garydrhodes
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HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD COUNTDOWN: headpress.com/product/holl...
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD COUNTDOWN: headpress.com/product/holl...
I can proudly state that NO AI was used to create my latest Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK! If you'd like to read the very first book grown inside the test tubes of a scientific genius, then click here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I can proudly state that NO AI was used to create my latest Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK! If you'd like to read the very first book grown inside the test tubes of a scientific genius, then click here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I recommend checking out the latest episode of THE AP STRANGE SHOW in which Matthew M. K. Hopewell interviews CONSPIRINORMAL host Adam Sayne in a freewheeling conversation Hopewell describes as "a paranormal jam session!"
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October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I recommend checking out the latest episode of THE AP STRANGE SHOW in which Matthew M. K. Hopewell interviews CONSPIRINORMAL host Adam Sayne in a freewheeling conversation Hopewell describes as "a paranormal jam session!"
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
One year ago today, Madness Heart Press unleashed my eleventh book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, which has recently made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...
October 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
One year ago today, Madness Heart Press unleashed my eleventh book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, which has recently made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...
These Lodge meetings get weirder and weirder every year...
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
These Lodge meetings get weirder and weirder every year...
Today would have been the 79th birthday of the late, great Holly Woodlawn! Take this opportunity to check out Paul Morrissey's TRASH & WOMEN IN REVOLT (both of which feature Woodlawn) or read her 1991 memoir, A LOW LIFE IN HIGH HEELS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5wu...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY WOODLAWN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY WOODLAWN!
October 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Today would have been the 79th birthday of the late, great Holly Woodlawn! Take this opportunity to check out Paul Morrissey's TRASH & WOMEN IN REVOLT (both of which feature Woodlawn) or read her 1991 memoir, A LOW LIFE IN HIGH HEELS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5wu...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY WOODLAWN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY WOODLAWN!
In the wake of my recent posts regarding the perennial fascination with Satanism among the far-right, a correspondent sent me a link to Bill Elder's infamous 2-part news report about slavering hordes of Satanists running rampant in Louisiana in the 1980s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bill...
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In the wake of my recent posts regarding the perennial fascination with Satanism among the far-right, a correspondent sent me a link to Bill Elder's infamous 2-part news report about slavering hordes of Satanists running rampant in Louisiana in the 1980s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bill...
On what would have been Bela Lugosi's 143rd birthday, I urge you to check out my Rondo Award-nominated novel BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, the ideal read for Spooky Season! A five-star Amazon review described BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD as "perfect reading for October!" cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...
October 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
On what would have been Bela Lugosi's 143rd birthday, I urge you to check out my Rondo Award-nominated novel BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, the ideal read for Spooky Season! A five-star Amazon review described BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD as "perfect reading for October!" cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...
Happy National Cryptid Day! As you can see with your own eyes, even Bigfoot is pleasantly stunned by the contents of my Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bigf...
#cryptidday
#wonderlandbookawards
#madnessheartpress
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October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Happy National Cryptid Day! As you can see with your own eyes, even Bigfoot is pleasantly stunned by the contents of my Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bigf...
#cryptidday
#wonderlandbookawards
#madnessheartpress
#cryptidday
#wonderlandbookawards
#madnessheartpress