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DeBoer isn't getting fired this year

does DeBoer get sick of unrealistic expectations (and go to a place with somehow even more unrealistic expectations)? unlikely, but not impossible
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
knuckling under with Trump at his weakest is an odd choice
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
very weird to see this comment detached from the thread
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
can we do to it what we as a society did to the AI slop NFL ad
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Eisenhower warned us about Josh
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
jokes are now illegal on bluesky
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I was convinced this person was fake, and yet
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the film teases a reprise of Yello's "Oh Yeah" every other scene. it finally happens in the finale and it is incredibly disappointing.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
4 pods with 4 teams each, combine 2 pods to make 8-team divisions, every 2 years shuffle pods to make new divisions

you still decide winners by round robin, and you get a home and home with every conference opponent over a 6 year cycle

instead, we got [gestures limply at all this]
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm all for resetting conferences, but you can make 16 team conferences work, we've just...... decided not to?
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
fastest block this week (and that's a competitive field)
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
blinds are wealth redistribution, in this thread 1/?
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
they won't, talking normally is left-coded
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
why are we pretending the psychopath who eats roadkill and talks like a fork in the garbage disposal is sexy
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
exactly. Blaire White makes her living telling right wing chuds what they want to hear about trans people and boy howdy did that work on him
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
trying to imagine the voter who (1) likes this, and (2) could be convinced to defect from Reform
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I just asked that dopey little fuck a bunch of questions and I trusted his responses more than the crap that comes out of Gemini or whatever
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Minute by minute by minute by minute, I keep holding on, OH YEEEAH
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
every time someone talks about presidential nominees before the midterms, I am reminded of this SNL sketch: snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91edebate...
Campaign '92: The Race To Avoid Being The Guy Who Loses To Bush - SNL Transcripts Tonight
Campaign '92: The Race To Avoid Being The Guy Who Loses To Bush
snltranscripts.jt.org
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Trump is a fascist, pretending otherwise helps no one other than Trump
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
you're helping this crank kill kids by giving him a bigger platform
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM