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Robby
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political cringe
brass music
Alabama football
it'd probably 35-7 if Chamblis could get rid of the yips
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"you told me I was wrong, but you didn't use the exact words I wanted you to, so when you think about it this is partially your fault"

lol
JFC, if he wasn't seeing the math, he was actively avoiding it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
you are my superior officer, Charlie Brown; you are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours.
Coffee is for closers, Charlie Brown
Next time, Charlie Brown, write a goddamn memo
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Reposted by Robby
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
hot_dog_guy.jpeg
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"who cares about her politics, her writing is so good!"

her writing:
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Robby
Hard, good reading by Jeet Heer

www.thenation.com/article/soci...
Jeffrey Epstein Was a Warlord. We Have to Talk About It.
www.thenation.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Senate Dems are giving up all of their leverage for...... nothing
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
gambling should be legal, sportsbooks should be illegal
ESPN and DraftKings announce an agreement to make DraftKings the exclusive official sportsbook and odds provider of ESPN, beginning on December 1, 2025.

As a result, ESPN is ending its deal with Penn Entertainment.
espnpressroom.com/us/press-rel...
ESPN and DraftKings Enter Multi-Year Agreement
ESPN and DraftKings Inc. today announced an agreement, naming DraftKings the exclusive Official Sportsbook and Odds Provider of ESPN.
espnpressroom.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
AP CALLS THE RACE FOR ZOHRAN WE RUNNING IT BACK
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reposted by Robby
You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
guys we're gonna win
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
ok ok, I put Nix in my starting lineup and benched Herbert, time to take a big sip of my drink and see how that's working out
my "draft Herbert and Nix, just play the better matchup" strategy will eventually pay dividends, now just out of curiosity let's see how Nix is playing now that he's on my bench
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
walk off sack, just as God and Bear Bryant intended
October 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I am not saying Platner was pushed to run by the establishment to clear the progressive field, allowing another DNC-friendly septuagenarian to win by default (Hanlon's Razor, and all that)

but damn if it ain't starting to look like that
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
my "draft Herbert and Nix, just play the better matchup" strategy will eventually pay dividends, now just out of curiosity let's see how Nix is playing now that he's on my bench
October 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
when did Les Miles start coaching at Tennessee
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I expect we'll see cigar smoke soon
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
never talk to me about Alabama bias in officiating again (he says for the umpteenth season in a row)
"aLaBaMa gEtS aLL tHE cALLs"
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"aLaBaMa gEtS aLL tHE cALLs"
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
OH MY GOD COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS AMAZING
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
roll damn strength of schedule
October 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM