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Robbo Mills
@robbomills.bsky.social
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writer, director, producer, puppeteer, psychonaut, curmudgeon
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saw him just the other day
some old geezer with a big white beard and big red hat with white fur trim sits in a subway car, going someplace
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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black and white illustration of a medieval knight in armor (including helmet) trying to eat their salad with a dagger - couldn't find one with a sword.
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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an artistic portrait of a certain cheeto-faced shit gibbon, rendered with deftly placed food items such as a banana and some salami but mostly balogna.
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Charles Bukowski's gravestone, which reads: Don't Try
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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uhh - it's a . . . you're going to need to get a friend to describe this for you
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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X-Ray of a human skull - with a hamster on a wheel inside.
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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they are so wrong
Christmas tree ornament of Bruce Willis, as John McLane, stuffed in a ventilation duct, hanging from an evergreen bough. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. So there.
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Everybody Sing!
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Orson knows
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Johnny Eck
Signed publicity photo of Johnny Eck, who had a featured role in Tod Browning's film Freaks. As for action figures, I shall refrain from any "half-off pricing" jokes. Thank you. Try the veal.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The Banana Splits - badass costume characters who ripped off Bob Marley (or did he rip them off) for their theme song.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Just watched Hell Drivers (1957) What a fucking awesome cast. Loved it. Especially an odd bit where Stanley Baker declares: "I'm number one now." - cuz he's in conflict with Patrick McGoohan I literally barked at the screen when I heard the line. Well shot, well written, great fight scene. #prisoner
Movie poster for the film Hell Drivers (1957) showing a roughly hewn collage of painted images from the film - trucks crashing, teeth gritted, action, adventure, and a great cast of English he-men of the time: Stanley Baker, Herbert Lom, Patrick McGoohan, Sean Connery, David McCallum, Gordon Jackson and Wilfred Lawson!
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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"You gotta be fucking kidding." The shot from John Carpenter's film The Thing.
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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A photo of Fred Stinson as Major Bedhead from the children's series The Big Comfy Couch.
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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do not mess with those wee bastards
Photo of a squirrel using a very cute flamethrower. Do Not mess with the squirrels.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Screenshot from the film Citizen Kane where two different newspaper headlines are revealed after losing the election: Kane Elected - can't use that, so this one? - Fraud At The Polls - yeah
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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A long, long time ago . . .
A pugnacious, self-satisfied, dick-head stoned ex-mime lounges off camera during a shoot, circa 1985.
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Retro style poster of a soldier throwing something that might be a grenade. The poster reads: SHIT is a WEAPON MONKEYS use it aim for the EYES
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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When In Doubt Get Horizontal - Anytime Can Be Naptime. Four photos show the same person having naps on their cluttered desk, in a garden amongst some freshly planted vegetables, on a couch in front of a TV with the crossword puzzle and on the floor of a cocktail party surrounded by several pairs of judgemental feet.
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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The classic Obama HOPE poster style but with the image of that disgusting fat orange lying bastard from Hell and beneath his demented Nazi fuck face is the word: PEDO. It fits - both the poster and the whole thing. We could also make these but with different words, like: CHILD FUCKER or LOSER or DIE IN JAIL. Choose your own. Fun for the whole family.
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321 boosh
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM