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Abiff Ravencloak
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Holy Chao, it's nuts out there.

Fun with #haiku

Faith is a riddle, not a rulebook.
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Abiff Ravencloak @rob4fun.bsky.social · Oct 24
Morning Prayers:

Through Wisdom, Strength, and Beauty,
My Inner Sanctum brings forth Active Yang and Passive Yin
To form my Creative Self Will through Discipline
And Intuition informed by worldly, hard earned Wisdom
to provide Redemptive Joy for myself and others.

Amen. Ramen. SMIB.
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Chair rolls, tips, and falls
On the floor, crying, wrist broke
Trip to the ER

#haiku
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Clouds dampen the light
Morning sun is just inferred
Through the coming storm

#haiku
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Dumber and dumber
De-evolution on track
Idiocracy

#haiku
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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"mimicking the sounds of the gas chambers"

What?

Sorry, what?!?
robertbohan.bsky.social Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 3d
UK Far right Reform leader is struggling with his reputation. His schoolmates say he regularly said antisemitic & offensive things, including mimicking the sounds of the gas chambers. He also is said to have said ‘Hitler was right’ & suggested gasing ppl.

Surprisingly the ads were not in German*
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Give me your tired,
your poor, your huddled masses
yearning to breathe free

- from The New Colossus by Emma Lazarus

#haiku
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Table chairs are unsafe
Balancing turkey, stuffing
On our laps, couchside

#haiku
#HappyThanksgiving2025
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Rocking in my chair
Thanksgiving Eve, in U.S.
Long weekend ahead

#haiku
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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"I got squirrels in my nose."

Song is going to be stuck in my head all night now.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Uh oh, here comes a flock of wah-wahs

(Wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah...)

- Joe Walsh, outro, Life's Been Good
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Ultimatum said
Sure others will full comply
But status quo wins

#haiku
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Before dawn, quiet
New day comes, new challenges
Sit, rock, wait, and plan

#haiku
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Silly, I could be
Any farm I want to be
Harvest influence

#haiku
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Sit. Paw. Lay down. Speak.
All the commands my dog knows
Good girl. Who's a good girl?

#haiku
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Some weeks I do one
Other weeks I do two times
Sometimes none at all

#haiku
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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One week away from Black Friday
Give thanks on Black Friday Eve
Then BUY BUY BUY!!
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Dentist chair way back
Drill, baby, drill, fill and rinse
Come back for cleaning

#haiku
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Slithering across
sliding passed, grass hidden
around weeds and trees

#haiku
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Cloud flare up happens
Interconnect is fragile
Sites are lost from sight

#haiku
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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If you are in trouble
throw me under the bus tires
I'm there for you, Love

#haiku
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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What was I saying?
On the tip of my tongue
And now it's gone.

#haiku
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Paradox abound
This world is full of mischief
Touch, Taste, Smell, Sight, Sound
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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And behold, thusly was the Law formulated:

IMPOSITION OF ORDER = ESCALATION OF CHAOS

- Lord Omar Khayam Ravenhurst. "The Gospel According to Fred", The Honest Book of Truth

Found quoted in the Fifth Trip, or Geburah, Book Two: Zweitracht, The Eye In The Pyramid, Illuminatus! Trilogy
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Five or twenty-five
What difference does it make
No consent? then no.

#haiku
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Leaves strewn across yard
grass set for hibernation
Winter is coming

#haiku
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Rambling on and
Five minute call lasts an hour
No time to breakfast

#haiku
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM