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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
We are all in this together.
Onward, through the fog.
“This will end.” Nicolle Wallace
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Every single day, he works to destroy knowledge, education, science and medical treatment.
Yes, even a Kennedy fears she'll be unable to receive or be able to pay for her medical care.
people.com/tatiana-schl...
Every single day, he works to destroy knowledge, education, science and medical treatment.
Yes, even a Kennedy fears she'll be unable to receive or be able to pay for her medical care.
people.com/tatiana-schl...
This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.
This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.