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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · Oct 10
your periodic reminder that the safest way to cook is by temperature. The internal temperature of cooked chicken is 74^C but note that temp will rise during the resting period (that's what it's for) so if you stop cooking at 70-71 and rest for five minutes, you won't get the shits.
I think Fidget just fell in love with the big ginger pitbull at the start of Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@whenisbirths.bsky.social just listening to MARRS' Pump Up The Volume. Is there any other record where they say "this must must be the greatest record of the year" and it actually is?
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Contrariwise, I don't think there's ever been anything like Madness by Muse
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It wasn't a new observation when I first made it 20 years ago but just to reiterate, Goldfrapp is basically T Rex with 2005 production
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
NONCE ALERT #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me is U2's best ever sing actually #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I have no opinion on Robson & Jerome off Soldier Soldier largely because I spent most of those years being a, er, soldier #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
There was never an excuse for Boyzone #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
God,I love Annie #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mostly ok with AC Valhalla geographical liberties until it gets local. Putting Stonehenge north of Avebury is the kind of idiot mistake I'd expect from colonials but claiming both are Hampshire just just makes me want to find the lead designer and carve WILTUNSCIRE into his chest with an axe.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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buy my books please
i'm so tired
Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This makes a lot more sense when you understand that one of those songs is this:

youtu.be/y9-xBZxqQi0?...
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Why is 90's #totp always so shit?"
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Maybe reconsider dressing slightly like a magician while doing the imaginary tits.
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Any journalists out there who want a review copy of my book on the Blair years - just DM or email me and I'll put you in touch with the publisher! It's out in early Feb...
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Enragement bait detected
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I suspect the default was always "no" for everything and now they have an LLM which says "no" to everything far more efficiently.
I fully appreciate this is quite an open ended question, but what the actual f**k is wrong with the Home Office? How devoid of the most basic humanity do you have to be to do this?

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
UK rejects visa for girl left destitute in Jamaica by Hurricane Melissa
Lati-Yana Brown’s parents had asked for application to be expedited so she could join them in UK after house ruined
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I bet Mrs Thatch had real issues with the parable of the Prodigal Son
We have got to make politics intellectual again. It is the only way that societies thrive is when politicians have the capability to actually think and reflect deeply:
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is why the civilised world calls them "press ups"
Push ups
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Just cancel your Netflix subscription and stop buying avocados. You'll be fine
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The greatest display of pedantry I ever saw was a pub quizmaster defending his set answer to "who was the first Roman Emperor" of "Julius Caesar" with "yes but acksherly he was adopted by Caesar so he became Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus which is still Julius Caesar so I'm right".

Outstanding.
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
So shocked to learn that the kind of obsessional otaku nerds who sign up for TryHackMe tend to be male
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM