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According to the "Durai Report" released last year (concealed for many years by church), this unknown man is the true hero...
Pinned
Yes, “Close to the Edge”
What's the best album of 2025?
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Kermit the Frog Rainbow Connection voice

Why are there so many
Songs about wanting to fuck Santa Claus
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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wake up, wake up, wake up (it's the first of the month)
get up, get up, get up, (it's the first of the month)
November 1, 2023 at 4:22 PM
(Suddenly appearing out of the aether fully formed and verified on Bluesky despite not existing until this morning voice) I haven’t posted for months does this place still hate AI? Wow these responses are proving that I’m right
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The date is going great until he pulls out the Sephiroth credit card do you continue
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Sea Turtle
Pacific Golden Plover
Night Heron
Tanuki
Monk Seal
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Moose
Black bear
Goldfinch
Mountain lion
Raccoon
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Skunk
Red fox
Wild turkey
Praying mantis
Horseshoe crab
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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You already brought me five portions of muck.
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Yeah, I’ll be surprised if it’s good!!
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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(clout chasing post voice) y'all need to stop boosting Eric Carle, the man seriously fat-shames the Very Hungry Caterpillar so many times
July 10, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Oprah "And then your mother, the Queen, made you use your pendant to activate the Mammon Machine?"

Princess Schala of Zeal: "That's right Oprah"
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Ken Burns’s The War of the Lions
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
> Rumors
Hail, outlander. They say the upcoming six leg parlay will make us all rich. I don’t know if I trust those swits at FanDuel though
Great, which bot will you bet on? The sphere bot is faster, but the steam centurion is stronger.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Fox football robot donning an ied vest
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The next stage of your stronghold is under construction.
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Intricately plotting my erotic Mario/Wario fanfic so that it still passes the Bechdel test
October 15, 2023 at 5:14 PM
The last temptation of Christ (Satan offers a guaranteed drop of 6-star SSS-Rare big titty Oda Nobunaga in the latest Galilean gacha game)
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Ham
Cranberry Sauce
Sautéed garlic green beans
Cheesy potato casserole
Domestic Apple pie
Everything except the pie and I guess the ham made from scratch
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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This is how I get the most out of emerging AI tech 👇
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Yes. He is a High Elf, and he lives here with me. We are... very close friends.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Nice icon, is it oclastic?
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My body is a MACHINE

That produces POST-NASAL DRIP
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Can check
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Is it cool if my friends and I follow you home from the bar really close behind in a line making cliff racer noises
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM