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Sam Turner
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Big beardy nerd full of cake and mathematics.
ML is magic. LLMs are flimflam.
"A squalid experiment in open borders."
"Doctor Hitler Apologist"
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Adding bread invalidates a grilled cheese. It's only grilled cheese if it contains cheese. Grilled.
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Starmer says he’s "taking the gloves off" and that the Greens are "nuts"

Big talk from the PM of vibes based cruelty and trickle down cowardice.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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remember folks:

it's not segregation when @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social does it

it's not conversion torture when wes streeting does it

it's not racism when shabana mahmood does it

it's not eugenics when pat macfadden does it

it's not far right when labour do it. it's just grown ups in the room
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
If we're looking for a headline for the 2020s chapter of the history of humanity ...
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Born in the PVA by The Bostik.
Con Aircrylic Resin
Creature from the Black La Glue
CopyDexter's Midnight Runners with Cum on Eileen
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Wes Streeting wants to sell the NHS to these psychos.

These psychos would send Wes Streeting for reeducation to cure his homosexuality.
PALANTIR CEO, on the constitutionality of boat strikes:

".. the reason why I like this questioning is the more constitutional you want to make it, the more precise you want to make it, the more you’re going to need my product."

@gizmodo.com $PLTR
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Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his
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December 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
That entire movement is built on the ingrained and indelible belief that women are shit at everything.
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Man who is not Jewish, believes he has an important opinion on who is and isn't Jewish. I hate the cunt. I make no apology for using such strong words.
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I'm 54 years old and recently discovered that millennials are without question the least cool generation in history.
I'm 37 years old and recently took my kids to the cinema. The young lady serving the popcorn struck up a conversation with me because I was wearing a Paramore t-shirt. Closest I've felt to being cool in about a decade. Thank you kind stranger at Cineworld.
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"They can't do that thing that they're definitely doing because the constitution is somehow magic."

Well it's failed the last fifty three times they've tried it but let's see how this attempt goes.
The Supreme Court cannot “uphold the longstanding principle” or “strike down birthright citizenship.” The Supreme Court can follow the plain text of the constitution or declare itself in rebellion to the constitution. These are the only two options wrt birthright citizenship and the 14th Amendment.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 2d
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is why you don't invite me to crafting evenings
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The T-1000 sinks which means it is denser than molten steel implying a minimum mass of around 700kg or 1500 pounds. The Kawasaki police motorcycle it steals achieves a maximum torque around 1000 Nm. In this essay we will ...
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Fit as.
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hangover pastry o'clock, kids.
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The world is eight times worse because they chose "trombone" and not "adjust-a-bugle".
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Fuck this. Pubs are open.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Every current external nursing and midwifery job at Chesterfield has a section stating that it is open to overseas applicants and that the Trust can sponsor those who need it. Every single one. Are you confused or fibbing, Tobes?
Firstly I have no problem with legal employment.

Secondly, We actually have lots of UK based nursing graduates struggling to find work and as result, Chesterfield, like many trusts, have stopped recruiting overseas nurses.
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
For clarity, Tobes is MP for one of the whitest and most christian constituencies in the country with a population that is decreasing overall and in all age groups except the over 65s. The tiny non-English immigrant population is mostly from ... Scotland.

His BNP fear mongering is based on fantasy.
I'm not the Minister and the consultation is only just beginning, so the truth is I dont yet know the scope of it and how it will work and when I do, I'll make a judgement on whether I support it.

That's why I asked the question.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Completely undisguised BNP talking points from our "Labour" MPs.
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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HEY FRIENDS!! Did you know that Australia - #2 in the world for data centre investment - is now formally missing its climate targets thanks in large part to the resulting surge in power demand?

It's massive news - @crikey.com.au let me NERD OUT to explain why:

www.crikey.com.au/2025/12/04/d...
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Racist Russian asset Nigel Farage has countered suggestions that his Reformed BNP is chock full of nonces by pointing out that Jimmy Saville was always on the telly in the 1980s.
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
What in the Exorcist IV is going on here??
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I am hearing from multiple sources that the EU Commission is announcing its first DSA fine tomorrow against X on ad transparency, blue check & dark pattern, and researcher access to data.

The fine is in the "100s of millions of Euros."

Elon about to get big mad.
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM