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Keeper of the Profane Keywords. Coder. C# and Zig for profit and fun. Really Good at talking. @linebreakers.band bassist. PubConf World Champion. Chaotic Good. They/them.
Keeper of the Profane Keywords. Coder. C# and Zig for profit and fun. Really Good at talking. @linebreakers.band bassist. PubConf World Champion. Chaotic Good. They/them.
32 Chunk winning Fat Bear Week causes debate between me and @dylanbeatt.ie #856wasrobbed
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
32 Chunk winning Fat Bear Week causes debate between me and @dylanbeatt.ie #856wasrobbed
This was the final slide from my Reasons To Be Cheerful talk yesterday at #DDDPerth and it seems to have resonated with a lot of people so I’m sharing it here.
September 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
This was the final slide from my Reasons To Be Cheerful talk yesterday at #DDDPerth and it seems to have resonated with a lot of people so I’m sharing it here.
September 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Last week we were at NDC Copenhagen; this week I’m in Perth, Eli is at PyCon and Dylan is on the NDC committee. Hopefully some sort of resumption of service next week. Meanwhile here’s a quokka selfie.
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Last week we were at NDC Copenhagen; this week I’m in Perth, Eli is at PyCon and Dylan is on the NDC committee. Hopefully some sort of resumption of service next week. Meanwhile here’s a quokka selfie.
I can Photoshop though
August 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I can Photoshop though
:%s/rmer/lin/g
AI because I can’t draw and I’m on my phone and drinking gin. If it’s a problem just call me names and I’ll delete it.
AI because I can’t draw and I’m on my phone and drinking gin. If it’s a problem just call me names and I’ll delete it.
August 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
:%s/rmer/lin/g
AI because I can’t draw and I’m on my phone and drinking gin. If it’s a problem just call me names and I’ll delete it.
AI because I can’t draw and I’m on my phone and drinking gin. If it’s a problem just call me names and I’ll delete it.
I’m learning all about electric from a Christian home-schooling book. Turns out the electric works much the same way the moon and insects do: god does it.
July 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m learning all about electric from a Christian home-schooling book. Turns out the electric works much the same way the moon and insects do: god does it.
Autocomplete in 2025 is wild
July 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Autocomplete in 2025 is wild
I hate this country so much. Would the last person to leave please burn it to the fucking ground and salt the earth on their way out?
July 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I hate this country so much. Would the last person to leave please burn it to the fucking ground and salt the earth on their way out?
Finally got round to adding an aspire function to start and stop the Aspire Dashboard container to my .zshrc
![function aspire {
if [[ $1 == "stop" ]]; then
docker stop aspire-dashboard
else
docker run --rm -it -d \
-p 18888:18888 \
-p 4317:18889 \
--name aspire-dashboard \
mcr.microsoft.com/dotnet/aspire-dashboard:latest
fi
}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7kh6pc7lhq2zpcatnwksj662/bafkreifs2sivdmdza4xvcftlazxht2zdlzaccyx67upimpf7k47g4yjrji@jpeg)
July 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Finally got round to adding an aspire function to start and stop the Aspire Dashboard container to my .zshrc
Just sittin' here, writing raw SQL like it's 1994.
July 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Just sittin' here, writing raw SQL like it's 1994.
![A photo of an entry from Samuel Johnson's Dictionary (1773) that reads as follows:
Delight n. s. [delice, French; from delecto; Latin.]
Joy; content; satisfaction. Saul commanded his servants, saying, commune with David secretly, and say, behold the king hath delight in thee, and all his servants love thee. — 1 Sam. xviii. 22.
That which gives delight. Come, sisters, chear we up his sprights, And shew the best of our delights: We'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antick round. — Shakespeare.
Titus Vespasian was not more the delight of human kind: the universal empire made him only known, and more powerful, but could not make him more beloved. — Dryden.
She was his care, his hope, and his delight; Most in his thought, and ever in his sight. — Dryden.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7kh6pc7lhq2zpcatnwksj662/bafkreibqkwqjkwano4msbzzvge4bya5cj6gorvwka47g7ptkd347y3vfqy@jpeg)
Brands might be cowards but the Human Rights Commission is going hard this year
May 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Brands might be cowards but the Human Rights Commission is going hard this year
If you see this post a dragon
May 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you see this post a dragon
i know what they mean but this is a bad headline. that load-bearing comma is not up to the job.
May 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i know what they mean but this is a bad headline. that load-bearing comma is not up to the job.
Sorry, no Tech Bugs and Rock’n’Roll today because @dylanbeatt.ie is giving a talk about Linebreakers and I’m watching it.
May 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sorry, no Tech Bugs and Rock’n’Roll today because @dylanbeatt.ie is giving a talk about Linebreakers and I’m watching it.
Beautiful writing. This made milk come out of my nose, and I’m drinking gin.
May 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Beautiful writing. This made milk come out of my nose, and I’m drinking gin.
No I’m not religious but I believe in the holy trinity 🙏
April 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
No I’m not religious but I believe in the holy trinity 🙏
