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Remi
@remipanjo.bsky.social
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Clay W.

MtG/EDH | Banjo 🪕 | Composer | Red Pandas | 15~20k Go/Baduk ⚪️⚫️

32 | Married

Formerly EDHpanda on old site

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remipanjo.bsky.social
My wife's brainchild after seeing this post:
The three buff arms handshake meme with Shivan Dragon, Charizard and Slifer the Sky Dragon that says "Being a cool fucking dragon"
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
"Oh thank god they didn't use 'peaked' like some online weirdos, I would've made you delete the game"

Very much enjoying @traindetective.bsky.social !
You've PIQUED my curiosity
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
remipanjo.bsky.social
I don't know about you...
Taylor Swift's 22 but it's crossed out to say 32
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
I know Vela was first, but I'm not exactly sure on the order of the others (or if there were others mixed in), but I remember playing all of these in the lounge my freshman year!
Vela the Night-Clad Borborygmos Enraged Yeva, Nature's Herald Phelddagrif
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
remipanjo.bsky.social
It do be working how you want
510.4. If at least one attacking or blocking creature has first strike (see rule 702.7) or double strike (see rule 702.4) as the combat damage step begins, the only creatures that assign combat damage in that step are those with first strike or double strike. After that step, instead of proceeding to the end of combat step, the phase gets a second combat damage step. The only creatures that assign combat damage in that step are the remaining attackers and blockers that had neither first strike nor double strike as the first combat damage step began, as well as the remaining attackers and blockers that currently have double strike. After that step, the phase proceeds to the end of combat step.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
Yes, I'm a weirdo who listens to podcasts in-order from the beginning as background noise for both work and commute, why do you ask?

And wait, I'm NOT marked as like, a top 10 fan? What the hell are other people doing???

@maro254.bsky.social
#magicthegathering
Your top podcast: Magic: The Gathering Drive to Work podcast You streamed 16,218 minutes and you're a top 0.5% fan
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
I played Man+Dog for quite a while and had a blast! Lots of top manipulation and protection, synergies with having multiple commanders (GStorm, Font, Backgrounds) and being able to use bounce-to-top spells as steal/hard removal. Deck was sweet! Part of what pulled me back in a few years ago
Haldan, Avid Arcanist {2}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Partner with Pako, Arcane Retriever (When this creature enters, target player may put Pako into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) You may play lands and cast noncreature spells from among cards you exiled that have fetch counters on them, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. 1/4 Illustrated by Manuel Castañón Pako, Arcane Retriever {3}{R}{G} Legendary Creature — Elemental Dog Partner with Haldan, Avid Arcanist Haste Whenever Pako attacks, exile the top card of each player’s library and put a fetch counter on each of them. Put a +1/+1 counter on Pako for each noncreature card exiled this way. 3/3 Illustrated by Manuel Castañón
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
This man does not know that he is orange.

Therefore, he can requisition more than one brain cell in a single moment, and frequently contains many.
A buff orange cat in a hidey hole of a cat tower. He has no eyes.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
remipanjo.bsky.social
False advertising
A collection of Peanuts-themed chocolate bars, none of which contain peanuts.
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
My current 5-drop commander is *incredibly* polarizing at a table
Inniaz, the Gale Force {3}{U}{U} Legendary Creature — Djinn Flying {2}{W/U}: Attacking creatures with flying get +1/+1 until end of turn. ({W/U} can be paid with either {W} or {U}.) Whenever three or more creatures you control with flying attack, each player gains control of a nonland permanent of your choice controlled by the player to their right. 4/4 Illustrated by Livia Prima
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
While we're at it!
Attrition {1}{B}{B} Enchantment {B}, Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target nonblack creature. “I will trade life for life with the insurgents. Our resources, unlike theirs, are limitless.” —Davvol, Evincar of Rath Illustrated by Scott M. Fischer
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
Rolled credits with these goobers. I was very pleasantly surprised every step of the way with the game and to say it smashed my expectations is an understatement (given how cratered my expectations of gamefreak are these days).

It has a few issues but it was very enjoyable!

#pokemonza
Trainer with feraligatr Chesnaught, Krookadile, Feraligatr Charizard Gardevoir and Heracross
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
Ha haaa I gotcha

No wait come back

I said COME BACK DAMMIT

#pokemonza
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
remipanjo.bsky.social
This little mans is totally a sphinx
A buff orange cat with no eyes lounging on a yellow chair A buff orange cat with no eyes lounging on a yellow chair in kind of a sphinx pose A buff orange cat with no eyes loafing in a hidey-hole box, 'looking' directly at the camera
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
remipanjo.bsky.social
I'm like, 99% sure someone else will have already made this, but
The iconic panel where L reveals himself to Light Yagami, but his face "L"/Lysandre from Pokemon Legends ZA and Light's face is the female protagonist.
October 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
remipanjo.bsky.social
I see that now! I tuned in right on the tail end and only saw the Rhys/Beseech/DRS graphic and didn't know they'd already discussed it
The proposal would be that, strictly for the purposes of deck building, you can treat a hybrid symbol as either of its two colors. So, Rhys the Redeemed could go into a white deck, a green deck, or be the commander for a green and white deck. It still looks at the rest of the mana symbols on the card as normal, so a card like Deathrite Shaman would remain ineligible for a mono-black deck because it has a green symbol in the text box.
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
"Yogurt makes mice slimmer, sexier"
September 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
Remi — 9/25/2025 12:31 PM Probably just specialists in the odd one-off decks that didn't want to have to learn something super different Honest prediction, Belcher takes it Just off vibes
September 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
A screenshot of Buzz Lightyear as Mrs Nesbitt with the caption "I'm in love with Jessie's girl"
September 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
Got this AMAZING piece of my LARP character done by the lovely Merlin ( @dhscomix.com )! [redacted], the raccoon druid, means well but has a bit of a chaotic streak.
This month's game may see him Find Out to April's Fuck Around, where the last mod of the weekend ended with some impulsive arson...
An anthro raccoon in a green tunic and cloak, wielding a wooden staff. The curled top of the staff shimmers with magical energy and is glowing along with his eyes.
September 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
remipanjo.bsky.social
Just a pretty standard wah!
Remi Red Panda Ref
September 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
A lounging tabby with the text "me, feeling financially stable," unaware of an orange cat about to land on it with the text "my car" but the R is cross out and it now says "my cats" with the "ts" writtrn over it with a red pen tool.
September 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
remipanjo.bsky.social
Hiya!

I hope whomever reads this has a fantastic weekend despite all of the crazy happening!
Remi ref
September 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
remipanjo.bsky.social
Her nightly @cirquedusoleil.bsky.social rehearsal is going stupendously (this is why we can't have nice curtains). Truly the next great silks performer

#cat
#catsofbluesky
August 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
remipanjo.bsky.social
I'm sure my #mtg Judge friends and older Modern players can appreciate this one. It came to be on a drive.
Lili Resolves. Bolt Her? [R] Instant This spell deals 3 damage to any target. If this spell targets a planeswalker that entered the battlefield this turn with starting loyalty 3 or less, instead destroy that permanent and counter all activated abilities of that permanent. "Wait, what do you mean you can activate it first?"
August 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM