Will Burrows 🖖🍞🥀
@reforest-kelley.bsky.social
(he/they) ND GNC mad Trekkie merchmonger; tinkerer, putterer, fixer of broken things; deconverted seminary dropout; antifascist, propagandist for a better world being possible. Opinions mine, not my employer's. Self-employed.
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I'm an untrained artist designing merch that draws on niche pop culture mashups for queer pride, nerd humor, and agitprop for a better world being possible. This thread includes a sampling of my work, which you can find on stickers and shirts, pins, prints, and patches at willburrows.art/shop
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well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers
November 15, 2023 at 4:24 AM
well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers
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When I'm cuddling with my cat and he is purring does he feel slighted that I'm not purring too?
November 15, 2024 at 4:17 AM
When I'm cuddling with my cat and he is purring does he feel slighted that I'm not purring too?
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Of course there's a difference, and it's reflected in many state laws.
But . . . that isn't the point. Middle-aged men coercing sexually mature but underage girls into sex is still illegal, exploitative, and vile. "But they weren't 8-year-olds!" is a really weird thing to say.
But . . . that isn't the point. Middle-aged men coercing sexually mature but underage girls into sex is still illegal, exploitative, and vile. "But they weren't 8-year-olds!" is a really weird thing to say.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Of course there's a difference, and it's reflected in many state laws.
But . . . that isn't the point. Middle-aged men coercing sexually mature but underage girls into sex is still illegal, exploitative, and vile. "But they weren't 8-year-olds!" is a really weird thing to say.
But . . . that isn't the point. Middle-aged men coercing sexually mature but underage girls into sex is still illegal, exploitative, and vile. "But they weren't 8-year-olds!" is a really weird thing to say.
Excommunicate JD Vance.
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Excommunicate JD Vance.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
There's a real possibility that Trump is the Sandy Hook of sexual abuse, but that outcome isn't set in stone and we can still affect it.
"In retrospect, Sandy Hook marked the end of the U.S. gun control debate,” British columnist Dan Hodges wrote in 2015. “Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over.”
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There's a real possibility that Trump is the Sandy Hook of sexual abuse, but that outcome isn't set in stone and we can still affect it.
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Free them all free them all free them all
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Free them all free them all free them all
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
No but for real though this is exactly the kind of Star Trek collectible I'm drawn to
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
No but for real though this is exactly the kind of Star Trek collectible I'm drawn to
I am basically of the same view, but I'm all for pressing the Epstein scandal because I expect the public censure that *should* result is the nearest modicum of justice most of these people will ever face.
I emphasize "should" because I know even that's not guaranteed.
I emphasize "should" because I know even that's not guaranteed.
i'll be honest i find the epstien stuff similar to the "constitutional crisis" stuff. like, it just seems rooted in the wrong idea that there are actual mechanisms of accountability that will just automatically kick into effect if certain facts "come to light"
pretty sure only resistance does that
pretty sure only resistance does that
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I am basically of the same view, but I'm all for pressing the Epstein scandal because I expect the public censure that *should* result is the nearest modicum of justice most of these people will ever face.
I emphasize "should" because I know even that's not guaranteed.
I emphasize "should" because I know even that's not guaranteed.
You can put a mullet in a bun, they can't stop you
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You can put a mullet in a bun, they can't stop you
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every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
When I first started learning about the 'tism I thought I couldn't possibly have it because I didn't have the sensory aversions that autists usually do.
Meanwhile most of my life I've worn Birkenstocks all winter because I'd rather have cold toes than constrained toes.
Meanwhile most of my life I've worn Birkenstocks all winter because I'd rather have cold toes than constrained toes.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
When I first started learning about the 'tism I thought I couldn't possibly have it because I didn't have the sensory aversions that autists usually do.
Meanwhile most of my life I've worn Birkenstocks all winter because I'd rather have cold toes than constrained toes.
Meanwhile most of my life I've worn Birkenstocks all winter because I'd rather have cold toes than constrained toes.
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Good news - there's still time!
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Good news - there's still time!
So in his new memoir Fetterman says he should have dropped out of the Senate race after his stroke.
Hoping this means he won't seek reelection, but who knows, and even so he's only halfway through his term.
Hoping this means he won't seek reelection, but who knows, and even so he's only halfway through his term.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So in his new memoir Fetterman says he should have dropped out of the Senate race after his stroke.
Hoping this means he won't seek reelection, but who knows, and even so he's only halfway through his term.
Hoping this means he won't seek reelection, but who knows, and even so he's only halfway through his term.
Happy birthday, Mr. Vonnegut
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Happy birthday, Mr. Vonnegut
Yarael Poof is a Jedi? Sorry no I refuse to believe that's anything other than British schoolboys' trash talk
currently reading LIGHT OF THE JEDI and being called out as a Glup Shitto Knower for immediately knowing who yarael poof is
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Yarael Poof is a Jedi? Sorry no I refuse to believe that's anything other than British schoolboys' trash talk
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Another absolute banger from Will Burrows. Go buy all his stuff, it’s great.
A couple of folks have asked about this, so my Portland Frog Exodus 8 design is now available on shirts! For now they're only available by pre-order. They'll ship in approximately 4-5 weeks. willburrows.art/shop
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Another absolute banger from Will Burrows. Go buy all his stuff, it’s great.
A couple of folks have asked about this, so my Portland Frog Exodus 8 design is now available on shirts! For now they're only available by pre-order. They'll ship in approximately 4-5 weeks. willburrows.art/shop
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A couple of folks have asked about this, so my Portland Frog Exodus 8 design is now available on shirts! For now they're only available by pre-order. They'll ship in approximately 4-5 weeks. willburrows.art/shop
I dropped off almost 50 packages at the post office a little bit ago. Most of these were pre-ordered Trekkies Against Fascism t-shirts. Thank you all so much for your orders and for your patience! If you feel like it I always enjoy when people post pics in their new shirts.
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I dropped off almost 50 packages at the post office a little bit ago. Most of these were pre-ordered Trekkies Against Fascism t-shirts. Thank you all so much for your orders and for your patience! If you feel like it I always enjoy when people post pics in their new shirts.
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Almost as if it's the job of the senate democrats to do whatever they need to do to demoralize, shatter, and disenchant the base whenever we start gaining momentum.
Thought experiment: If they supported Trump, how would they behave differently?
Thought experiment: If they supported Trump, how would they behave differently?
the thing that upsets me about this the most is that Dems had all the momentum, republicans were reeling, and we were getting intra-GOP fighting over the filibuster, all while voters were blaming republicans for their incompetence
this destroys all of this. just a total gut punch
this destroys all of this. just a total gut punch
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Almost as if it's the job of the senate democrats to do whatever they need to do to demoralize, shatter, and disenchant the base whenever we start gaining momentum.
Thought experiment: If they supported Trump, how would they behave differently?
Thought experiment: If they supported Trump, how would they behave differently?
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Most of y’all are old enough to remember but it bears repeating, Democrats couldn’t peel off a single member of the Republican caucus in the initial fight to enact the ACA, even after they watered down the plans to attract them.
Republicans got 8 Democrats in what’s essentially a vote to repeal.
Republicans got 8 Democrats in what’s essentially a vote to repeal.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Most of y’all are old enough to remember but it bears repeating, Democrats couldn’t peel off a single member of the Republican caucus in the initial fight to enact the ACA, even after they watered down the plans to attract them.
Republicans got 8 Democrats in what’s essentially a vote to repeal.
Republicans got 8 Democrats in what’s essentially a vote to repeal.
Bad news about this
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Bad news about this
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Some of the radder than thou folks really need to take a beat. If you're venting your anger at people who are out there taking action and doing their best, you don't know enough about how to move in this moment to offer instruction.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Some of the radder than thou folks really need to take a beat. If you're venting your anger at people who are out there taking action and doing their best, you don't know enough about how to move in this moment to offer instruction.
When you fold with no concessions less than a week after voters delivered blowout victories for your party, what conclusion do you expect us to draw?
Let me get this right… a sufficient number Senate Democrats appear to be willing to reopen government to alleviate air travel for upper & upper-middle income people at the expense of access to healthcare for lower income people. Yes?
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When you fold with no concessions less than a week after voters delivered blowout victories for your party, what conclusion do you expect us to draw?
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men what is stopping you from dressing like this
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
men what is stopping you from dressing like this