Girl Juice 🧃
@reelbigfist.bsky.social
bsky's one and only cis woman
bay area dyke
sapiosexuals DNI
cancel your fuckin Spotify
bay area dyke
sapiosexuals DNI
cancel your fuckin Spotify
Pinned
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Pete Hegseth should not have fired that second shot when he did. He should have waited for the rescue crews to arrive.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pete Hegseth should not have fired that second shot when he did. He should have waited for the rescue crews to arrive.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
3 weeks post ffs. At some point I'll be able to feel my lower lip, right??
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
3 weeks post ffs. At some point I'll be able to feel my lower lip, right??
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I am hotter than your wife
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I am hotter than your wife
Platforms can't say they collect our data so we can be shown more relevant ads about things we want/need - when they barely review the ads they serve and 90% of them are scams
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Platforms can't say they collect our data so we can be shown more relevant ads about things we want/need - when they barely review the ads they serve and 90% of them are scams
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Found this old pitch for my new Muppets movie and I think it would slaaaaap. All Armageddon characters played by the Muppets except for Liv Tyler who reprises her original role.
Armageddon - Feat. Liv Tyler as Liv Tyler, Gonzo as Ben Affleck, "Don't want to miss a thing" performed by Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Found this old pitch for my new Muppets movie and I think it would slaaaaap. All Armageddon characters played by the Muppets except for Liv Tyler who reprises her original role.
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↖️ Lonely trans woman in your area
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
↖️ Lonely trans woman in your area
You can be a gingerbread girl if you want to
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You can be a gingerbread girl if you want to
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🚫 Running with scissors
🫡 Scissoring with runners
🫡 Scissoring with runners
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🚫 Running with scissors
🫡 Scissoring with runners
🫡 Scissoring with runners
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forget feeding a medieval peasant doritos, show this is someone born after 2002
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
forget feeding a medieval peasant doritos, show this is someone born after 2002
Just met someone who didn't know there were Zeldas before Ocarina of Time. FUCK. IM OLD. KILL ME
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Just met someone who didn't know there were Zeldas before Ocarina of Time. FUCK. IM OLD. KILL ME
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square is giving away the $59 chip reader for free as long as you log in to your account to order it 👁️👄👁️
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
square is giving away the $59 chip reader for free as long as you log in to your account to order it 👁️👄👁️
he looks like he's gonna ugly cry for this one
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
he looks like he's gonna ugly cry for this one
🎶 you're a big boney girl 🎶
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
🎶 you're a big boney girl 🎶
Men are a means to an end (my life)
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Men are a means to an end (my life)
why does he always look like this
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
why does he always look like this
↖️ Lonely trans woman in your area
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
↖️ Lonely trans woman in your area
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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average Seattle transsexual friend group looks like this
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
average Seattle transsexual friend group looks like this
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enough of the “weird city faggot returning” narrative. Come in villainous
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
enough of the “weird city faggot returning” narrative. Come in villainous
I love blocking random dudes
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I love blocking random dudes