That Tim Guy
@realplutim.bsky.social
Dad of 2. Husband of 1. Love Seattle sports. Occasional drinker of Bourbon. Seahawks | UW Huskies | Mariners | Kraken
My wife is wildin'
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My wife is wildin'
7 GOP Senators....
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
7 GOP Senators....
I mean...seems correct...
October 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I mean...seems correct...
Bruh...it doesn't have to be like this....
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bruh...it doesn't have to be like this....
Command center....
October 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Command center....
The devil is testing me...
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The devil is testing me...
Picture of Joey Daccord tonight:
October 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Picture of Joey Daccord tonight:
October 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Sweet. I can get tickets to Dying Fetus!!!!
September 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sweet. I can get tickets to Dying Fetus!!!!
Conversation with my daughter...
Context: I got a text saying she was absent for a class and she's staying the night with a friend that had knee surgery today...
Context: I got a text saying she was absent for a class and she's staying the night with a friend that had knee surgery today...
September 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Conversation with my daughter...
Context: I got a text saying she was absent for a class and she's staying the night with a friend that had knee surgery today...
Context: I got a text saying she was absent for a class and she's staying the night with a friend that had knee surgery today...
This is dirty...
September 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is dirty...
Look how small they are, though!
August 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Look how small they are, though!
Pictued: A sexy ass bad bitch who's birthday is today and Dua Lipa - who's birthday is today.
August 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Pictued: A sexy ass bad bitch who's birthday is today and Dua Lipa - who's birthday is today.
Guilty or not guilty.
August 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Guilty or not guilty.
I split the difference. Mine sits on a PC cart.
August 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I split the difference. Mine sits on a PC cart.
A couple of weeks ago, I was on a cruise. My wife and I were chilling with a couple of gay guys in a piano bar. I showed one this picture of little jesii that I found on board and he said, "Looks like my state room last night!".
I can't stop loling about it.
I can't stop loling about it.
August 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A couple of weeks ago, I was on a cruise. My wife and I were chilling with a couple of gay guys in a piano bar. I showed one this picture of little jesii that I found on board and he said, "Looks like my state room last night!".
I can't stop loling about it.
I can't stop loling about it.
Found 3 baby jeebii on this cruise ship so I did what any respectable person would do.
July 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Found 3 baby jeebii on this cruise ship so I did what any respectable person would do.
Look at that girl with the Daisy Dukes on...
July 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Look at that girl with the Daisy Dukes on...