Matthew Laurance
@reallauro5.bsky.social
Actor first, now sports….
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In this I really should have included 'getting boatraced by terrible Pirates teams when that's all that stands in their path to the playoffs'
The exorcisms on the line for the Cincinnati Reds
Your best source for quality Cincinnati Reds news, rumors, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective.
www.redreporter.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Having heard his explanation, I think Matt Shaw sucks and that he's a bad teammate for leaving his club in the home stretch of the season, missing a game with postseason implications for no fewer than four teams, for a political event centered on leveraging a murder for an authoritarian crackdown.
September 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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If Homan took 50K that time - think how much he banked before the FBI decided to investigate him.
September 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If Homan took 50K that time - think how much he banked before the FBI decided to investigate him.
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I'm so old that I remember when dudes would give players crap for missing a game for the birth of their children. I suppose attending a political rally disguised as a funeral for a podcaster is more defensible.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Matt Shaw misses Cubs game to attend memorial service for Charlie Kirk
The night of Kirk’s death, Shaw was scratched from Chicago’s starting lineup due to unspecified personal reasons.
www.nytimes.com
September 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm so old that I remember when dudes would give players crap for missing a game for the birth of their children. I suppose attending a political rally disguised as a funeral for a podcaster is more defensible.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
I've been saying this for a long time
I’m an atheist. And I’ve been happy being an atheist my whole damn life. But these days I am desperately hoping that there is a Hell and that these fuckers burn in it. bsky.app/profile/cnn....
JUST IN: Vaccine advisers to the CDC have voted to recommended against using the combined measles, mumps, rubella and chickenpox vaccine for children under 4. https://cnn.it/3K73pNn
September 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I've been saying this for a long time
Damn right, brain worm boy....
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Damn right, brain worm boy....
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Miscarrying and need a D&C?
Good luck!
Have an ectopic pregnancy and your life is in endanger? Good luck!
Elderly/immune compromised and want to update your Covid vaccine?
Good luck!
Have a violent past and/or mental health issue and want to buy an AR-15 to kill people?
No fucking problem!
Good luck!
Have an ectopic pregnancy and your life is in endanger? Good luck!
Elderly/immune compromised and want to update your Covid vaccine?
Good luck!
Have a violent past and/or mental health issue and want to buy an AR-15 to kill people?
No fucking problem!
August 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Miscarrying and need a D&C?
Good luck!
Have an ectopic pregnancy and your life is in endanger? Good luck!
Elderly/immune compromised and want to update your Covid vaccine?
Good luck!
Have a violent past and/or mental health issue and want to buy an AR-15 to kill people?
No fucking problem!
Good luck!
Have an ectopic pregnancy and your life is in endanger? Good luck!
Elderly/immune compromised and want to update your Covid vaccine?
Good luck!
Have a violent past and/or mental health issue and want to buy an AR-15 to kill people?
No fucking problem!
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BREAKING: His Magasty doesn’t like the new job numbers, so he just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, ensuring future job numbers WILL be fake.
August 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
BREAKING: His Magasty doesn’t like the new job numbers, so he just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, ensuring future job numbers WILL be fake.
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why am i not surprised he doesn’t understand that no means no
Cuomo will stay in NYC mayor’s race after conceding Democratic primary to Mamdani, sources tell CNN
www.cnn.com/2025/06/26/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/06/26/p...
Cuomo will stay in NYC mayor’s race after conceding Democratic primary to Mamdani, CNN has learned | CNN Politics
Andrew Cuomo will not drop out of the New York City mayoral race by the Friday deadline to remove himself from the general election ballot, CNN has learned. That leaves in place contingency plans he h...
www.cnn.com
June 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
why am i not surprised he doesn’t understand that no means no
This is one of the greatest posts I've ever seen...
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June 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This is one of the greatest posts I've ever seen...
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Let’s be absolutely clear. This decision, based on fringe conspiracy theories, will kill children.
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
RFK Jr. says U.S. will stop funding global vaccine alliance Gavi
Gavi works to expand access to vaccines for children in some of the world’s poorest countries. Health experts say the move could have deadly consequences.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Let’s be absolutely clear. This decision, based on fringe conspiracy theories, will kill children.
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
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A HUGE scandal.
Someone told Emil Bove he should defy the courts.
Who could that possibly have been?
Who told him he should drop charges against Eric Adams for a quid pro quo?
There must be a full investigation to find out who.
Someone told Emil Bove he should defy the courts.
Who could that possibly have been?
Who told him he should drop charges against Eric Adams for a quid pro quo?
There must be a full investigation to find out who.
“Bove stated that D.O.J. would need to consider telling the courts ‘fuck you’ and ignore any such order.” This story is just a blockbuster in every way - exposing Bove & others to both contempt and a suite of bar ethics charges. Hope to add more as time permits, but the whistleblower a hero.
Justice Dept. Leader Suggested Violating Court Orders, Whistle-Blower Says
www.nytimes.com
June 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
A HUGE scandal.
Someone told Emil Bove he should defy the courts.
Who could that possibly have been?
Who told him he should drop charges against Eric Adams for a quid pro quo?
There must be a full investigation to find out who.
Someone told Emil Bove he should defy the courts.
Who could that possibly have been?
Who told him he should drop charges against Eric Adams for a quid pro quo?
There must be a full investigation to find out who.
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Today Trump's main legislative initiative died *in committee*, his main domestic policy initiative was declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, & his economic shenanigans got the whole country's credit downgraded.
Let's talk about what's important: Biden Old
Let's talk about what's important: Biden Old
May 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Today Trump's main legislative initiative died *in committee*, his main domestic policy initiative was declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, & his economic shenanigans got the whole country's credit downgraded.
Let's talk about what's important: Biden Old
Let's talk about what's important: Biden Old
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Stop calling it deporting, so MAYBE more Americans will get it. "Deporting" is sending someone back, after due process, to the country they came from, where they arrive a free person. This is human trafficking to a foreign torture prison for the rest of their lives. GET THE LANGUAGE RIGHT.
April 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Stop calling it deporting, so MAYBE more Americans will get it. "Deporting" is sending someone back, after due process, to the country they came from, where they arrive a free person. This is human trafficking to a foreign torture prison for the rest of their lives. GET THE LANGUAGE RIGHT.
If this upsets you......
You are not a Christian.
You are not a Christian.
May 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If this upsets you......
You are not a Christian.
You are not a Christian.
