KJT🦕
@realkjt.bsky.social
Dad
Automation Engineer
Hopefully Optimistic
Pie enthusiast
Super Grover enthusiast
Just a bag of water with chemicals in it.
Occasionally songs about ham and other foods.
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#23,288,156
Automation Engineer
Hopefully Optimistic
Pie enthusiast
Super Grover enthusiast
Just a bag of water with chemicals in it.
Occasionally songs about ham and other foods.
📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸
#23,288,156
I like the idea of having a hype man/attack dog VP waiting in the wings…
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I like the idea of having a hype man/attack dog VP waiting in the wings…
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Wow, it’s going to be wild watching him walk it back.
I’m wondering when/if he’ll say he’s coming out of the closet to distract from something else mango Mussolini does.
I’m wondering when/if he’ll say he’s coming out of the closet to distract from something else mango Mussolini does.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Wow, it’s going to be wild watching him walk it back.
I’m wondering when/if he’ll say he’s coming out of the closet to distract from something else mango Mussolini does.
I’m wondering when/if he’ll say he’s coming out of the closet to distract from something else mango Mussolini does.
Now Senator Kelly I can see as a presidential nominee. And Gavin Newsom as VP.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Now Senator Kelly I can see as a presidential nominee. And Gavin Newsom as VP.
Your loss, nothing like some fresh tendies on an eggo for brekkie.
Or nuggies in a salad.
Or nuggies in a salad.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Your loss, nothing like some fresh tendies on an eggo for brekkie.
Or nuggies in a salad.
Or nuggies in a salad.
This place? Makes me almost wish I was working on a project in New Jersey this spring. Almost.
haroldsfamousdeli.com
haroldsfamousdeli.com
Harold's Famous Deli - New York Deli Restaurant
World's best corned beef, pastrami, and NY-style classics in Edison, NJ
haroldsfamousdeli.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This place? Makes me almost wish I was working on a project in New Jersey this spring. Almost.
haroldsfamousdeli.com
haroldsfamousdeli.com
I don’t go to a lot of concerts, but when I do, I try to get seats near the mixing board. Sound is usually incredible, not too loud, and as clear as you’re going to get.
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I don’t go to a lot of concerts, but when I do, I try to get seats near the mixing board. Sound is usually incredible, not too loud, and as clear as you’re going to get.
*Correction, The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
*Correction, The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens
Eh, the author is problematic for me to take seriously.
The Trump obsession
BY BILL O'REILLY, OPINION CONTRIBUTOR - 11/28/25
The Trump obsession
BY BILL O'REILLY, OPINION CONTRIBUTOR - 11/28/25
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Eh, the author is problematic for me to take seriously.
The Trump obsession
BY BILL O'REILLY, OPINION CONTRIBUTOR - 11/28/25
The Trump obsession
BY BILL O'REILLY, OPINION CONTRIBUTOR - 11/28/25
Want, need, wear, read. We try to hold to this for the kids, 1 or 2 for the first 3, and a bunch of books.
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Want, need, wear, read. We try to hold to this for the kids, 1 or 2 for the first 3, and a bunch of books.
I know, they always remind you of your birthday, presidents’ birthdays, holidays…
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I know, they always remind you of your birthday, presidents’ birthdays, holidays…
Actual:
23 pies x 10 slices per pie (because somebody “only wants a taste”)= 230 slices
230 slices / 15 people (because somebody is going to say they don’t want any - “liars” - and steal a bite off of someone else’s plate) = 15 slices per person with 5 leftover slices.
23 pies x 10 slices per pie (because somebody “only wants a taste”)= 230 slices
230 slices / 15 people (because somebody is going to say they don’t want any - “liars” - and steal a bite off of someone else’s plate) = 15 slices per person with 5 leftover slices.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Actual:
23 pies x 10 slices per pie (because somebody “only wants a taste”)= 230 slices
230 slices / 15 people (because somebody is going to say they don’t want any - “liars” - and steal a bite off of someone else’s plate) = 15 slices per person with 5 leftover slices.
23 pies x 10 slices per pie (because somebody “only wants a taste”)= 230 slices
230 slices / 15 people (because somebody is going to say they don’t want any - “liars” - and steal a bite off of someone else’s plate) = 15 slices per person with 5 leftover slices.
Ok, mathing.
Simple:
23 pies x 6 slices per pie (the ideal slicing ratio) = 138 slices
138 slices / 18 people = 7 slices per person + 12 leftover slices
Simple:
23 pies x 6 slices per pie (the ideal slicing ratio) = 138 slices
138 slices / 18 people = 7 slices per person + 12 leftover slices
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Ok, mathing.
Simple:
23 pies x 6 slices per pie (the ideal slicing ratio) = 138 slices
138 slices / 18 people = 7 slices per person + 12 leftover slices
Simple:
23 pies x 6 slices per pie (the ideal slicing ratio) = 138 slices
138 slices / 18 people = 7 slices per person + 12 leftover slices
Counterpoint:
a cartoon character is holding a pencil over a test paper that says help
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a pencil over a test paper that says help
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Counterpoint:
UK is worse? Well, gotta fix that…
two men standing next to each other with the words mmb says hold my beer
Alt: two men standing next to each other with the words mmb says hold my beer
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
UK is worse? Well, gotta fix that…
Hmmm, I can see a little salt if you don’t have a little gravy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hmmm, I can see a little salt if you don’t have a little gravy.
