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Been watching reality TV since the beginning. I don’t hate on people, I also don’t “Stan” anybody. Mostly replies with gifs.
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When Rylee does the Kandi Buruss shakey cry… #nextgennyc #bravo
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June 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
When Rylee does the Kandi Buruss shakey cry… #nextgennyc #bravo
Cruz Cauchi in 10 years… #thevalley #wifeswap
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May 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Cruz Cauchi in 10 years… #thevalley #wifeswap
Peacock/Bravo please prorate my subscription this month because I did NOT pay for that Janet Dave & Busters scene… #thevalley
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May 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Peacock/Bravo please prorate my subscription this month because I did NOT pay for that Janet Dave & Busters scene… #thevalley
Little Cruzy is sooo cute, in his jammies, playing with his little animal toys on the floor… you can see how he was imagining a scene. 🥹 That age and phase of life is so innocent. #thevalley
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May 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Little Cruzy is sooo cute, in his jammies, playing with his little animal toys on the floor… you can see how he was imagining a scene. 🥹 That age and phase of life is so innocent. #thevalley
What other (ex)House husbands would we prefer to watch being legally banished to the basement of the family home INSTEAD of watching their insufferable divorce play out on TV?
I’ll go first..
I’ll go first..
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April 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
What other (ex)House husbands would we prefer to watch being legally banished to the basement of the family home INSTEAD of watching their insufferable divorce play out on TV?
I’ll go first..
I’ll go first..
As an American, 🇺🇸 proclaiming to have a firearm during a heated argument is wayyy worse than displaying a bj photo that already existed in the first place. #rhoa
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April 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
As an American, 🇺🇸 proclaiming to have a firearm during a heated argument is wayyy worse than displaying a bj photo that already existed in the first place. #rhoa
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I fear there aren’t enough Bravo TV shows to distract me from our current reality.
April 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I fear there aren’t enough Bravo TV shows to distract me from our current reality.
Remember that show “Wife Swap” from 2005-2013?
April 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Remember that show “Wife Swap” from 2005-2013?
Something’s not right with Brit’s husband… #rhoa
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March 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Something’s not right with Brit’s husband… #rhoa
So happy #rhoa is back!!
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March 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
So happy #rhoa is back!!
Would he rather her paint peni$es? #90dayfiancee
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March 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Would he rather her paint peni$es? #90dayfiancee
It’s wired when you see people in real life that you’ve watched on TV, religiously, since 2006. I totally froze up seeing the #rhoc ladies. I kind of wish I never saw them 😂 😭
March 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s wired when you see people in real life that you’ve watched on TV, religiously, since 2006. I totally froze up seeing the #rhoc ladies. I kind of wish I never saw them 😂 😭
And 75% chance you’re getting divorced (100% if you renew your vows).
March 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
And 75% chance you’re getting divorced (100% if you renew your vows).
March 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Kyle, you don’t have to be “strong” right now. Call that man out for being a d**k leaving you to manage an estate while he goes to party with bottle girls in Aspen. #rhobh
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March 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Kyle, you don’t have to be “strong” right now. Call that man out for being a d**k leaving you to manage an estate while he goes to party with bottle girls in Aspen. #rhobh