oh no, yeah, but the Shat also did a movie called "The White Comanche" and, well, lol. ah old Hollywood...

"If I had a nickel...which isn't a lot..." etc etc

/often. Like frankly the replicated food weirds me out I feel like there'd be a lot of invisible issues with it like all of this, hng... I've personally always headcanoned that Spock has weird dietary restrictions because of his biology. Mixing that with Vulcan culture restrictions..hm. Even harder.

ooooooo hm..... SEE I don't know if Sarek and Spock's family would subscribe to that, just cus I think its interesting to think that their idea of "traditional" Vulcan culture isn't universal to all Vulcans hehe, so maybe they're out of the loop... BUT I've thought about that replicator issue soooo/

no plants or tubers from a specific valley maybe...

cunty chess battle....

also a heaping serving of the noble savage trope in this one. almost rivals The Apple, but is more sinister in its context.

"we HAVE to do the proxy war :(( sorry" Starfleet I feel like maybe you have other options besides capitulating to devastating proxy war but idk. idk. idk

she milks him yeah

I think it's "A Private Little War"

(this one is for a Spock + T'Pring idea I have...)

do u at least get double time...

Its like, what you're describing is actually submission in general and has nothing to do with which dick goes in who... a more thorough explanation would be "I like Kirk as a sub bottom so he can have a prostate orgasm and inso doing forget all his worries"

If Paramount doesn't want this IP they should just give it to me so we can have this

come to ********* there's alcohol free DND gaming bars with axe throwing next to candle stalls

I believe he waxed while he was Captain so he was so slippery no one could grab him, but when he became an admiral it wasn't as big a concern...