Captain Danger
@realcaptaindanger.bsky.social
Professional chemtrail pilot. Former head of state now living in exile. Personal golf caddy to Mr. T. Willing to go mainstream for a price.
Republicans: Yeah whatever
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Republicans: Yeah whatever
What exactly does fucking Donny Dotard think is a "third world country"?
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
What exactly does fucking Donny Dotard think is a "third world country"?
What a worthless lying piece of shit, fuck MAGA Mike
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What a worthless lying piece of shit, fuck MAGA Mike
What a dadgum asswipe
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
What a dadgum asswipe
The stupid. It burns.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The stupid. It burns.
Judge Box O'wine is a fucking embarrassment
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Judge Box O'wine is a fucking embarrassment
Bummer that guy couldn't afford new jeans
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Bummer that guy couldn't afford new jeans
No one I know wants this, they just want food and healthcare
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
No one I know wants this, they just want food and healthcare
Jessica is soooo much smarter than any of these Faux rubes
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Jessica is soooo much smarter than any of these Faux rubes
Another illegal deployment
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Another illegal deployment
Why would he
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Why would he
Last fucking thing we needed
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Last fucking thing we needed
I would never say Trump was an unhealthy fat piece of shit even though he is
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I would never say Trump was an unhealthy fat piece of shit even though he is
It's a good thing this didn't happen right before the midterms as he would declare martial law immediately in order to stop the election. Probably will still happen though. What a dumb fucking world we live in
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It's a good thing this didn't happen right before the midterms as he would declare martial law immediately in order to stop the election. Probably will still happen though. What a dumb fucking world we live in
You too huh? Thought it was just me
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You too huh? Thought it was just me
Yes. No. Yes.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Yes. No. Yes.
Should say there are 2,188 guard there Illegally
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Should say there are 2,188 guard there Illegally
They are throwing her under the bus to get rid of her
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They are throwing her under the bus to get rid of her
Glad I already have a lifetime pass that doesn't have that fucking morons face on it
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Glad I already have a lifetime pass that doesn't have that fucking morons face on it
Donold mad😡
Everything in the article was completely factual
Everything in the article was completely factual
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Donold mad😡
Everything in the article was completely factual
Everything in the article was completely factual