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My dad might be some kind of lesser Ainur.
A man with a bushy grey beard wearing a red sweater, a white scarf, and red hat. There is a christmas tree in the background.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I reduced all social media usage in 2025. I was starting to feel like those sad elderly people at a casino, attached to a slot machine, getting milked dry in exchange for the smallest fraction of dopamine.

I don't even have unreasonable limits, it's like 1-2 hrs a day for most apps.
A screenshot that displays a Bluesky user's "Grass touching" metric. There is a single horizontal line with three labels. From left to right, "online, balanced, offline". There is a small orange circle indicator 2/3rds of the way between Balanced and Offline. Beneath that, text reads: "You're a 'Daytime Poster' with 2 posts/day"
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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😭😭😭
Screenshot from Spotify wrapped that reads "your listening age 79"
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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screenshot from Steam that reads "last online 4 years ago"
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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My number one artist was Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass 💀
A screenshot from Spotify wrapped that reads, "Your listening age 79"
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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If you need me, I'll just be perusing manuscripts in my study.
A very small room with a yellow electric fireplace in the middle, a wooden bookshelf, a wide brown armchair with pillows, and lots of art on the walls.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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A man with a very broad torso and tiny head wearing a white suit jacket and a pale blue turtleneck. He has a blond mushroom cut wig, black eye liner and black lipstick. (The image is a still of the character Uncle Fester from The Adam's Family)
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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A still from TV show "Community" of a bald man in a short sleeve button up shirt and green tie. He's holding a sign that reads, "Greendale, e pluribus anus" and the logo is a pink circle with a five pointed shape in the centre.
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Congrats to LinkedIn for inventing inbox rust.
Screenshot of an inbox where every single email is some variation of a LinkedIn notification that reads "Linked In - You appeared in X searches this week - see who searched your profile"
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Boob thinks I'm funny
A screenshot of tiktok notifications on a video with a thumbnail of a woman in an animal print jacket holding a fluffy white cat at a cat show. The notification text reads, "tiffm7688, boob, and 6 others liked your comment 2h ago".
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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We're the same age.
Selfie of a woman with brown hair and two long braids. She's wearing glasses and overalls and a dark green sweater.
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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If the trough fits...
a screenshot of disney's wikipedia article cropped on a list of their last dozen or so films, most of which are sequels, remakes, or adaptations
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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They've got Regina George choosing the youtube thumbnails over at CBC.
A screenshot from Youtube of a CBC News: Power and Politics episode. There is a picture of a blond, white woman with shoulder length hair and a brown suit jacket. Her mouth is open, mid speech and her left finger is pointing in the air.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Now that's what I call a compliment!
A screenshot from a wikipedia article. It is a quotation that reads, "her mind [is] a constant stream of confident and intelligent ideas" with a citation note [8]
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Her favourite time of year besides the first snow! She gets to shred up leaves, watch kids get on and off the bus, and wear her jaunty homemade sweaters.
A small black dog wearing a pink sweater. She is sitting on a bench with a blanket, pillow, and toys. She is in font of a large window and a table of indoor plants. A small black dog wearing a pink sweater. She is standing on a small brown rug in front of a sliding glass patio door. A small black dog wearing a pink sweater. She is sitting on a bench with a blanket, pillow, and toys. She is looking out a large window.
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Media Literacy Tips. - Who / what is the author? - Get the full picture. Don’t share posts or stories that you haven’t checked first! - LOL? Is it too outlandish? Don’t get fooled! - Multi-sourced or lone wolf? Are other sites sharing this, and what sources do they cite? - Ask experts. Consult a librarian, an archivist, a fact-checking site, or a primary source. - Beware of clickbait. Are headlines sensational to attract clicks? Are you getting the complete story? - Adjust your lens. Consider the impact of your bias, perspective, or concerns on your point of view.
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Yes!! Her little bows!
A small black dog with curly fur sleeping on a green blanket. On her head, she has two small pink bows with polka dots.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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She has never done anything bad like breaking into the garden to eat tomatoes until she's sick.
A small black dog with short trimmed curlf fur. She has grey fur on her chin and a whife chest and paw. She is wearing two small pink bows on her head. She is sitting and looking expectantly at a treat off camera. A small black dog with short trimmed curlf fur. She has grey fur on her chin and a whife chest and paw. She is wearing two small pink bows on her head. She is sitting and looking expectantly at the camera person, waiting for a treat.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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If you see this, post a vampire.
A still from the cartoon Adventure Time of the character Marceline (a vampire). She is wearing torn jeans and a red and blue striped sweater and her hair is tied back in a long pony tail. She's sitting in a purple bedroom with a guitar in her lap. She isn't playing the guitar but resting her chin on it as she looks expectantly at a radio sitting on her guitar case.
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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This part is really concerning too. Imperial soft launch
A screenshot from the official white house website. This passage is outlined by the bluesky user: "At various times in history, the White House has been known as the "President's Palace,' xe "President's House,'" and the "Executive Mansion.""
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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If you see this post a pic of you in glasses.
a pale brunette lady smiling and wearing tortoiseshell glasses. she is in front of a wooden bookshelf and a pale green wall. she's wearing a black shirt and grey sweater.
October 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Time to catch up on Professort!
A photo of a TV's menu displaying several shows including "Professor T" and "Marple"
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Must be the season of the witch
A close up photo of a pale hand with long, pointy, dark green nails. There is a small black dog in the background out of focus.
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I apologize to the harried marketing person tasked with building out a demographic persona for kinky, roided up, morticians with a penchant for the fibre arts and slime.
Screenshot of an instagram advertisement for a metal mug being held by a hand with the wrist flexed so tightly. the caption reads, "bro, it takes some muscle to handle this mug"
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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A new fun hobby of mine is tricking my algorithims by lingering on and taking screenshots of the weirdest ads I see. Instagram thinks I'm an absolute psycopath now.
Screenshot of an instagram advertisement for lobster-shaped slide on shoes. Screenshot of an instagram advertisement for a full 9 person morgue fridge Screenshot of an instagram advertisement for a long black mourning dress with veil Screenshot of an instagram advertisement for a full body pleather sack with only a face hole
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM