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People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
also trump:
also trump:
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Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Only 8 judges have side with ICE’s position. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Only 8 judges have side with ICE’s position. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
(As has Starmer, for that matter)
(As has Starmer, for that matter)
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
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You are not just empowering individuals.
You are empowering lawless goons.
No magic transformation occurs when assholes put on paramilitary uniforms. At scale, Miller and his thugs recreate the conditions, and terrors, of their broken souls.
You are not just empowering individuals.
You are empowering lawless goons.
No magic transformation occurs when assholes put on paramilitary uniforms. At scale, Miller and his thugs recreate the conditions, and terrors, of their broken souls.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
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