Richard Blandford
@rblandford.bsky.social
Author of wrong fiction. #actuallyautistic richardblandford.blogspot.co.uk New novel My Life in Orbit out now.
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Richard Blandford
@rblandford.bsky.social
· Jan 26
My latest novel My Life in Orbit is out now. richardblandford.blogspot.com/2024/03/my-l...
Kay did the right thing. Be more Kay.
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November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Kay did the right thing. Be more Kay.
Lawrence has let himself go.
Did not expect Dom to be speaking at the Your Party conference but politics makes for strange bedfellows and all that
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Lawrence has let himself go.
Das Boot is a Christmas movie.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Das Boot is a Christmas movie.
Going door to door, looking for cold and naked people to be there for.
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Going door to door, looking for cold and naked people to be there for.
Please consider giving my novel as a present this Christmas. #IwascoldIwasnakedwereyoutherewereyouthere
My latest novel My Life in Orbit is out now. richardblandford.blogspot.com/2024/03/my-l...
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Please consider giving my novel as a present this Christmas. #IwascoldIwasnakedwereyoutherewereyouthere
Guys, bodegas aren't real.
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Guys, bodegas aren't real.
Dental hygienists were invented in 2006. They have now taken over the world.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Dental hygienists were invented in 2006. They have now taken over the world.
Has Andrew W.K. sorted out that nosebleed yet?
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Has Andrew W.K. sorted out that nosebleed yet?
Haven't seen a Frisbee in years.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Haven't seen a Frisbee in years.
My face blindness goes into overdrive when confronted by a bald man saying hello. You're all the same man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
My face blindness goes into overdrive when confronted by a bald man saying hello. You're all the same man.
Reading an Iron Man comic that has a guest appearance by John Pilger.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reading an Iron Man comic that has a guest appearance by John Pilger.
When Scrooge sees his own future, why is it not mentioned he is now a duck?
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When Scrooge sees his own future, why is it not mentioned he is now a duck?
Someone should have told Lord Montagu he had too many fucking cars.
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Someone should have told Lord Montagu he had too many fucking cars.
This budget has been trailed more than Peter Jackson's Get Back.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This budget has been trailed more than Peter Jackson's Get Back.
The heart is a lonely hunter, as is Elmer Fudd.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The heart is a lonely hunter, as is Elmer Fudd.
Buckfast at Tiffany's.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Buckfast at Tiffany's.
Guy at Disneyland, angry at the lack of Candleshoe content.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Guy at Disneyland, angry at the lack of Candleshoe content.
At the end of every Conjuring film the Scooby Gang should turn up and prove that it's all a hoax.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
At the end of every Conjuring film the Scooby Gang should turn up and prove that it's all a hoax.
Anthology 4 proves that the Beatles invariably released the right takes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Anthology 4 proves that the Beatles invariably released the right takes.
Preferred Suede when Bernard Bresslaw was in them.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Preferred Suede when Bernard Bresslaw was in them.
John Travolta should have carried the paint can for the entire movie.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
John Travolta should have carried the paint can for the entire movie.
A Venn diagram of people who love Doctor Who and people who hate Doctor Who would be a perfect circle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A Venn diagram of people who love Doctor Who and people who hate Doctor Who would be a perfect circle.