Too Ray To Function
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He/him|gay cis man in Orlando, Florida|Mexican & Indigenous-American|Level 1 autist & disabled|21+ only|I label my #NSFW content. I support Palestine & trans rights. #bear #bears 🏳️🌈🇲🇽🩼🐻
Well, then set an example for us all, Diaper Donny, and eject Elon, Baron, Melania, and Ted Cruz.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Well, then set an example for us all, Diaper Donny, and eject Elon, Baron, Melania, and Ted Cruz.
Oh silly - they’ll STILL find a way to pin it all on Biden!
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oh silly - they’ll STILL find a way to pin it all on Biden!
The dinosaur in the ad is Yoshi from the 1993 SMB film.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The dinosaur in the ad is Yoshi from the 1993 SMB film.
That is damn fine beef right there
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That is damn fine beef right there
Unfortunately, she wasn’t exactly innocent in all this, since she was essentially holding him and his race hostage because she couldn’t accept that he did not love her. Why hold on to someone who can not accept you as is?
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Unfortunately, she wasn’t exactly innocent in all this, since she was essentially holding him and his race hostage because she couldn’t accept that he did not love her. Why hold on to someone who can not accept you as is?
Oh now he’s stopped EIGHT WARS! I’m sure in his latest nap in the Oval Office he dreamed that he brokered peace between Jem & The Holograms with Pizzazz & The Misfits, and now believes he truly did that.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh now he’s stopped EIGHT WARS! I’m sure in his latest nap in the Oval Office he dreamed that he brokered peace between Jem & The Holograms with Pizzazz & The Misfits, and now believes he truly did that.
Pro tip for Elmo: if you don’t want to be called a “fascist”, then don’t espouse fascistic opinions. Hope that helps!
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Pro tip for Elmo: if you don’t want to be called a “fascist”, then don’t espouse fascistic opinions. Hope that helps!
Oh now I need to try that! Where can it be located?
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh now I need to try that! Where can it be located?
This was better than expected but this would fit in more with Wendy’s menu than Taco Bell so I can understand why it did not last long.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This was better than expected but this would fit in more with Wendy’s menu than Taco Bell so I can understand why it did not last long.
It’s like reading something translated from French to Klingon to English
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It’s like reading something translated from French to Klingon to English
Who feeds BEEF to turkeys?
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Who feeds BEEF to turkeys?
I’m wondering too since it’s in heavy discount on PSN
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’m wondering too since it’s in heavy discount on PSN
Nothing says “fruit snacks” like “ridiculously long plastic hair”
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Nothing says “fruit snacks” like “ridiculously long plastic hair”
Donny knows he fucked the US economy up the ass without lube and so grabbing oil from other countries is his Hail Mary play.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Donny knows he fucked the US economy up the ass without lube and so grabbing oil from other countries is his Hail Mary play.
“a faint hint of garlic”? SERIOUSLY? I want my snacks to be PIMP SLAPPED with a whole garland of garlic bulbs, ok?
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“a faint hint of garlic”? SERIOUSLY? I want my snacks to be PIMP SLAPPED with a whole garland of garlic bulbs, ok?
Me! Especially stuff from the 70s to 90s
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Me! Especially stuff from the 70s to 90s
I love green apple anything (seriously, I’d eat rat poison if it came in a green apple flavor) so it pissed me off that it was only available via Kroger
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I love green apple anything (seriously, I’d eat rat poison if it came in a green apple flavor) so it pissed me off that it was only available via Kroger
So she’s like the Power Girl of the ZR universe? A survivor of the previous reality that somehow slipped through the cracks instead of being erased or rewritten?
Well, at least she’s not from Atlantis or knocked up with a magic overnight baby that everyone conveniently forgot about 😂
Well, at least she’s not from Atlantis or knocked up with a magic overnight baby that everyone conveniently forgot about 😂
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So she’s like the Power Girl of the ZR universe? A survivor of the previous reality that somehow slipped through the cracks instead of being erased or rewritten?
Well, at least she’s not from Atlantis or knocked up with a magic overnight baby that everyone conveniently forgot about 😂
Well, at least she’s not from Atlantis or knocked up with a magic overnight baby that everyone conveniently forgot about 😂
Can you imagine how apoplectic the talking heads at Faux Noise would get if Obama had posted something even 1/100 similar to this? They lost their minds simply because he put Dijon mustard on hot dogs and wore a tan suit!
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Can you imagine how apoplectic the talking heads at Faux Noise would get if Obama had posted something even 1/100 similar to this? They lost their minds simply because he put Dijon mustard on hot dogs and wore a tan suit!