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he/him - coming up from the underworld*
*cicadas
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When couples say this shit all I can think is you’re either a psycopath or you view your partner the same way you do a pet
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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because of having a legal name change and a casual name change, I tell some people my name is Foone A. Turing and other people see Foone B. Turing

this is known as A/B testing
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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🍽️
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Let’s talk about “Move fast and break things.” First of all, Facebook itself changed its motto to “Move fast with stable infrastructure” in 2014. So much for breaking things, at least if you’re a soulless corporate behemoth.
1/12
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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aside from Cloudflare and AWS what other internet-breaking single point of failure can we look forward to in the coming weeks
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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check it out: one million year mortgage
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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squeezable ibuprofen from a tube
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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i rev up my time machine and create a huge flash of light. when it dissipates im lying dead
October 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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That scene from IT Crowd...but I updated it.
October 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Introducing my poker loving dad to cocaine
October 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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🐄🐄 ONE OF US 🐄🐄
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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that’s probably alright
BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.
October 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I'm disappointed that there's 200 doom sourceports and no one has made one called MF DOOM yet
September 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Jester
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM