I need to go put some NMA on now 😁

I generally go with volume but weight works too so it's dealer's choice I guess

One inch cubes of ass taken from random ass locations until they approximate 50% of the whole

I was 10 when I saw the London Calling video on TV, the song seared into my soul and still gives me goosebumps

Been saying for years - if you crush the poor too much there's nobody to make the stuff or buy the stuff that makes the rich richer - we're both the machinery and the grease that keeps the machinery running
Also, when people have nothing more to lose they'll fight back and we outnumber them

You are under no obligation to achieve anything, you didn't ask for this life, it was foisted upon you. Fuck everyone's expectations, do whatever makes you happy...or just get through the day if that's all you can manage right now and seize any happy that comes your way

You are correct, it's a matter of degrees with him and veggie-droolage. I welcome the clarification

He who pays the piper calls the tune
We are irrelevant to them, they work for whoever bribes them the most

Corporate called, the shut down is hurting the bottom line and that's gonna hurt how much money gets funneled into politicians pockets. They're bought and paid for by the rich and they do as they're told

As an aside, I'm so glad he clarified what ID is short for

I've been saying for years that as soon as they realize how smart they are, they'll take over the world. Can't do worse than the humans so I say give them a shot at it

My 5 year plan - disappear into the forest and befriend the squirrels. It's been my 5 year plan for 20 years or so, progress is slower than I had hoped

Soooo.... they're getting trained in how to sexually abuse people? What?!?

It's been 1000 years since 1848?!? That nap I took was longer than it felt!

That floor looks very slippery - be a damn shame if some doddering old bugger slipped and cracked their head on the statuary marble

If you find a job there's a good chance you'll be kept under 30 hours/week so no benefits and too small a check to pay the bills oh and for added fun you'll be expected to have full availability so they can change your schedule every week so you can't even get a second job to make up the shortfall