Ronil Patel
@randomronil.bsky.social
Film, TV & a good book is a good escape from the madness of the world. I was an Arsenal supporter before it was cool to be one. I lie it's always been cool to be a Gooner
"You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my muvva"
"YES, I AM!"
"YES, I AM!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my muvva"
"YES, I AM!"
"YES, I AM!"
Haha ManUre lost to a 10 man Everton
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Haha ManUre lost to a 10 man Everton
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
FFS even E.coli's gone woke
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
FFS even E.coli's gone woke
I'm finding this way funnier than I should
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm finding this way funnier than I should
1) She has proof Salt & Vinegar and Cheese & Onion colour swapped
2) Mrs Doubtfire & Rose from Titanic are the worst
3) She has a 3rd, correct, way of putting Jam and Cream on a Scone
4) Arsenal scoring from set pieces is perfectly acceptable and whining about it makes you a loser
5) Han shot first
2) Mrs Doubtfire & Rose from Titanic are the worst
3) She has a 3rd, correct, way of putting Jam and Cream on a Scone
4) Arsenal scoring from set pieces is perfectly acceptable and whining about it makes you a loser
5) Han shot first
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
1) She has proof Salt & Vinegar and Cheese & Onion colour swapped
2) Mrs Doubtfire & Rose from Titanic are the worst
3) She has a 3rd, correct, way of putting Jam and Cream on a Scone
4) Arsenal scoring from set pieces is perfectly acceptable and whining about it makes you a loser
5) Han shot first
2) Mrs Doubtfire & Rose from Titanic are the worst
3) She has a 3rd, correct, way of putting Jam and Cream on a Scone
4) Arsenal scoring from set pieces is perfectly acceptable and whining about it makes you a loser
5) Han shot first
@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social I had one, well half of one. Yeah it was nice, nothing amazing but not rubbish. A nice little treat and if you're a chocolate lover it's def one for you
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social I had one, well half of one. Yeah it was nice, nothing amazing but not rubbish. A nice little treat and if you're a chocolate lover it's def one for you
I tried some of the Maccers World Menu today:
Sour Cream & Black Pepper Fries - I liked the Sour Cream flavour and the black pepper wasn't strong. 7/10 Nice change from regular fries
Sour Cream & Black Pepper Fries - I liked the Sour Cream flavour and the black pepper wasn't strong. 7/10 Nice change from regular fries
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I tried some of the Maccers World Menu today:
Sour Cream & Black Pepper Fries - I liked the Sour Cream flavour and the black pepper wasn't strong. 7/10 Nice change from regular fries
Sour Cream & Black Pepper Fries - I liked the Sour Cream flavour and the black pepper wasn't strong. 7/10 Nice change from regular fries
Laughing too much at this, what a banger of a joke tho
October 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Laughing too much at this, what a banger of a joke tho
Without saying Tombstone, fav Val Kilmer Film?
Spartan would be my other choice
Spartan would be my other choice
September 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Without saying Tombstone, fav Val Kilmer Film?
Spartan would be my other choice
Spartan would be my other choice
This really pisses me off. It was bad enough that in the Jackie Chan Karate Kid film he teaches Kung fu instead of Karate. Now the film description calls the original a Kung fu thriller. He teaches Daniel Karate, it's in the fucking title
August 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This really pisses me off. It was bad enough that in the Jackie Chan Karate Kid film he teaches Kung fu instead of Karate. Now the film description calls the original a Kung fu thriller. He teaches Daniel Karate, it's in the fucking title
You can tell the schools break up today 🙄
July 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
You can tell the schools break up today 🙄
The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification
July 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification
New Leader of the Opposition announced, to handle Hard Bastard Starmer
July 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
New Leader of the Opposition announced, to handle Hard Bastard Starmer
A good visual representation of what a @smershpod.com episode is like. The first post is a joke about someone made popular from a 60's TV show. The second is a serious post, but, you're not really sure because in your head you're still trying to work out did he just mention Stan from On the Buses?
June 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A good visual representation of what a @smershpod.com episode is like. The first post is a joke about someone made popular from a 60's TV show. The second is a serious post, but, you're not really sure because in your head you're still trying to work out did he just mention Stan from On the Buses?
The chemistry must've been cut from the theatrical release, because the films I saw had zero chemistry #ReleasetheChemistryCut
June 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The chemistry must've been cut from the theatrical release, because the films I saw had zero chemistry #ReleasetheChemistryCut
New whip
Got my latest toy today
Got my latest toy today
May 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
New whip
Got my latest toy today
Got my latest toy today
Tbf your outfit choice isn't helping
March 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tbf your outfit choice isn't helping
"They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring"
February 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
"They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring"
"Nice to see you, to see you...nice!"
February 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
"Nice to see you, to see you...nice!"
My most watched 4 Gene Hackman films
February 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My most watched 4 Gene Hackman films
TIL there is a crab named after David Hasselhoff as it's outer shell resembles the hairy chest of the Hoff. Thanks Em's daughter for the knowledge boost
February 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
TIL there is a crab named after David Hasselhoff as it's outer shell resembles the hairy chest of the Hoff. Thanks Em's daughter for the knowledge boost
My first car was a S plate Citroen Saxo that I inherited off my brother after he upgraded. I loved that car it was a shame it was scrapped (scrappage scheme not wrecked) along with my Amy Winehouse Back to Black CD which I forgot to take out
February 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My first car was a S plate Citroen Saxo that I inherited off my brother after he upgraded. I loved that car it was a shame it was scrapped (scrappage scheme not wrecked) along with my Amy Winehouse Back to Black CD which I forgot to take out
Hard mode: name a FEMALE non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
Barb would've got the ring to Mordor, disposed of it and still been back home in time to get the tea on. The Fellowship milked it
Barb would've got the ring to Mordor, disposed of it and still been back home in time to get the tea on. The Fellowship milked it
December 24, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Hard mode: name a FEMALE non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
Barb would've got the ring to Mordor, disposed of it and still been back home in time to get the tea on. The Fellowship milked it
Barb would've got the ring to Mordor, disposed of it and still been back home in time to get the tea on. The Fellowship milked it
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring
Jon "I don't want it" Snow
Jon "I don't want it" Snow
December 23, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring
Jon "I don't want it" Snow
Jon "I don't want it" Snow