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3rd time's a charm
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It’s FIIIIIIIIVVVVE GOOOOOOOLLLLD RINGS!
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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📌 ciaraioch.com is now taking Christmas orders for prints, cards, and vouchers - each archival-quality print on heavy art paper is made in Ireland, ships internationally in eco-friendly packaging with discount tracked postage, and comes with a FREE card and treats for every customer 🎁 #SpéirGorm
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Made a starter pack of all the accounts I run on BlueSky - Fesshole, B3ta, Anon Opin, Swearclock, Yore Computer, Random Smash Hits & Clickbait Robot. Make your feed entirely my bullshit. go.bsky.app/Ej3fmNR
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Knapper wanted to act earlier on sacking Manning it appears... #NCFC
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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#NCWFC

Nothing planned for Sunday?
Then why not join us at the Nest to watch the Ladies continue their push for promotion and have some fun at the same time? New faces always welcome!
Go on....you know you want to 😉

OTBC 💛💚 COYY
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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#NCWFC

Excellent performance at Carrow Road yesterday and another needed at St. Neots today!
With Fulham and London Bees playing each other a good result against the U's is essential!

COYY 💛💚
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 AM
We only went and fucking did it. Well done they lads #ncfc #otbc 💛💚
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We're winning at home, even the sky doesn't know what's going on #ncfc
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We fucking doing this. The lads are doing this. #ncfc
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
First match of the season. The lads are gonna fucking do it. #ncfc
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Makama withdrawn through illness.

#NCFC
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Waiting for the messer
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Not doing Black Friday because I'm against the creeping Americanisation of Irish life and can't afford to as a small artist, but WILL be doing Vengeful Hag Friday where for every piece of art you purchase from www.ciaraioch.com/artprints I will fervently wish bad cess to your enemies
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Fuck it, Black Friday weekend sale, 20% off everything on HappyToast.co.uk even the original artwork.
HappyToast ★ art, animation, nonsense and stuff
One guy who does drawings and photoshops and animations and writes funny stuff
HappyToast.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Another way of looking at this, of course, is that if you took the triple lock out of the equation, the benefits bill would very likely roughly be increasing in line with projected inflation *if that*
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I don't care if you think you're middle class or whatever. Your house is worth £2m? Lucky you. Shut up and pay up.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I don't think this was actually deliberately published as ragebait, but the entitlement contained within is remarkable and a classic example of the sort of sentiment governments sometimes just have to face down inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...?
We were hit with a £148k inheritance tax bill when mum died at 97 - it's disgusting
Jill Lemon has labelled inheritance tax as 'cruel', 'horrible' and 'unfair'
inews.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
O-ai-sis entut.
Can’t believe Sault were AI
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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And now…the gallery.

www.infinitebacon.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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The Lord Mayor is off to the world cup. Get stuck in Kenny lad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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In 2020 Keir Starmer and Alf Dubs urged the then Conservative Government to restore their commitment to family reunion for child refugees, saying there was a “moral argument” to protect desperately vulnerable young people.

Five years later Dubs condemns Starmer for doing the complete opposite
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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The question on #NCFC supporters’ lips this morning…

Will this be a Philippe-flop appointment?
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Remember, folks, if you risk the dangerous journey you're accused of deliberately bringing your children to avoid deportation. Whereas if you take the journey alone with the idea if your family coming later when it's safe, you're lone and "fighting age".
BBC News: "the government believe refugees are deliberately bringing their children to avoid deportation"

As opposed to doing what with their children??
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM