I’ll be in JACK & JIL FUK Bah #2 pissing in one of the 3 sinks

A couple weeks ago, as I descended the platform at Clark & Lake, Ch. 32 tried to get me on camera about safety on the El. I declined, not being in the mood to be push polled, and as I walked to my destination, someone texting while blowing through a stale red almost killed me. Do I get a profile?

This is the Hank Scorpio episode of The Simpsons.

Look, a steady diet of Italian beef and Polish sausage will do that

Look, the Bears are trying to Bears this for ya.

Kind of funny to think how many local governance issues could be fixed if more employees responded to [request for dysfunctional rule sidestepping] with "no"

him: “I’m not a lawyer but -“
me: “I am though“
him: <click>

I mean, when you have a baller flag you don’t need the written word.

Truly hilarious how bad those two numpties told on themselves spewing the worst bile about “equal application of written law.”

It’s really uncomfortable to change your mind especially if it means accepting that you’ve been part of something that you thought was helpful that was actually harmful. But it won’t kill you! It’s ok. :)

Mongo like snapping

I was gonna say “also an Isaiah no?” But no, that is not what Zay is short for. Some googling is faster than others

AFC

I absolutely adore good punting. Like, unironically.