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The four B’s: Baltimore, Bulls, baseball, ‘bortion. Except now I live in Chicago so one C. He/him
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I’ll be in JACK & JIL FUK Bah #2 pissing in one of the 3 sinks
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
O Come All Ye Faithful but it’s gotta be in four-part harmony. Can be a quartet a capella, a chorus either a capella or with keyboard accompaniment (pick your keyboard), but must be minimum soprano-alto-tenor-bass following the basic 4-part harmony rules.

The Drifters’ White Christmas.
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?

I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.

And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Every election is the most important but there should be “wresting back state legislature” strategies being funded NOW aimed at 2030. Redrawing district lines simply to accurately reflect the electorate will gerrymander the GOP out of relevance, you don’t even need to be political about it.
That said, I am also skeptical about setting up another Senate race in Arizona for 2030, probably best to leave that be.
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Hornets’ in-house DJ is DJ A-Minor. Spectacular.
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The double doink is empirically the funniest moment in Chicago sports history. Literally anyone who knows anything about that history knew the season was going to end on a missed FG and he missed it in the dumbest and funniest way possible.
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Lmao intercepted screen pass THAT is the Bears I know and love.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Kind of funny to think how many local governance issues could be fixed if more employees responded to [request for dysfunctional rule sidestepping] with "no"
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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him: “I’m not a lawyer but -“
me: “I am though“
him: <click>
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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if you ever rt’d Justice for Becky when Yitzy and Costello were bullying her for doing her job, hear her out now too
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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It’s really uncomfortable to change your mind especially if it means accepting that you’ve been part of something that you thought was helpful that was actually harmful. But it won’t kill you! It’s ok. :)
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Idk committing a mass shooting seems like assimilating to US culture just fine.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Is that the same guy who fumbled it diving for the end zone in the AFV title game a couple years back?
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
They did a shot of the inner harbor cutting out to commercial of the Ravens game and I made a similar whimper noise that I made for the 14 years I didn’t live in Chicago when they’d show the skyline during Bulls games. I have two homes.
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I don’t really watch football much anymore, I see “Karras” on a jersey and I go “oh I wonder if he’s related to Alex Karras” and sure enough, grandnephew of Mongo himself. I have turned into my father.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Not Prince Harry I hope?
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I don’t know why this is making me giggle so hard but it is (probably the Irish coffee and mimosas)
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Reminder that calling these people weird was working
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The children I know who 6-7 don’t do it cuz it’s cool or whatever, they do it to torment their parents. This would be no deterrent.
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A party full of cronies whose only jobs have been consequence-free sinecures. Now they’re being held to account a couple two-tree times and the flop sweat starts flowing.
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yeah the Dems used to be the party of “sec [sic] drugs and rock and roll” and now they’re trying to ban porn and recriminalize weed and defund arts education WAIT THAT’S THE OTHER GUYS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU WHINY PEE DRINKER.
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The opposition that managers of drudge jobs have to UBI is not that they wouldn’t be able to hire anyone, it’s that they wouldn’t be able to exploit the people they hire. “I’ll cut back your hours if you aren’t available on call!” Ok I’ll take a few months and find a job that WON’T do that…
Always grinds my gears when people say "No one would work drudge jobs if there was a UBI"

But even staying completely capitalist, I disagree. If I received a baseline living-wage UBI, and then I was offered REWARDS for drudge jobs, I'd take it! I want to save up for treats and travel and hobbies!
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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A morality tale in 15 secs. Even turkeys survive after wandering into bike lanes. Cars lanes less so.
I thought turkeys were our allies in The War on Cars!
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM