Pru
@rageprufrock.bsky.social
Failed writer in progress since 1984.
nothing says mfeo like being the same kind of academic degenerate
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
nothing says mfeo like being the same kind of academic degenerate
To be clear: there was no way in hell I was ever going to die, kill, do time, sink ships or believe in a second clarinet--but you know, teens, amirite.
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
To be clear: there was no way in hell I was ever going to die, kill, do time, sink ships or believe in a second clarinet--but you know, teens, amirite.
This entire playlist is my youth come out of her well to shame me. Garbage's "Number 1 Crush" is now blasting and all I can think is about how whitebread Teen Me thought this was such an applicable song to having a crush on someone I met in middle school band.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This entire playlist is my youth come out of her well to shame me. Garbage's "Number 1 Crush" is now blasting and all I can think is about how whitebread Teen Me thought this was such an applicable song to having a crush on someone I met in middle school band.
they owe you their life
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
they owe you their life
It hurts just existing 🥹
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It hurts just existing 🥹
My butt hurts so much 😩
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My butt hurts so much 😩
But will she be able to pay it back on her recently pregnant bar wench salary
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
But will she be able to pay it back on her recently pregnant bar wench salary
LIKE ITS RPS SLOP??????? ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER??????????????
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
LIKE ITS RPS SLOP??????? ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER??????????????
Also hilariously, my like second week at college Bart Ehrman was giving a lecture about Misquoting Jesus because he was kicking off that book tour and I joined the crowd in that lecture hall out of curiosity so I can legit blame him for my entire obsession with religious history.
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Also hilariously, my like second week at college Bart Ehrman was giving a lecture about Misquoting Jesus because he was kicking off that book tour and I joined the crowd in that lecture hall out of curiosity so I can legit blame him for my entire obsession with religious history.
No this is with the Religion for Breakfast guy!
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
No this is with the Religion for Breakfast guy!
In my heart of hearts, I dream of a future where the CFPB gets revitalized and I get to work there
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In my heart of hearts, I dream of a future where the CFPB gets revitalized and I get to work there