Maybe we need to design a slow feeder candy bowl

Maybe my degree got me my *interview* but the woman that required that is no longer with the company. Now our dept. is run by a millennial with student loans, so

It definitely wasn't the fact you studied in Australia for a few years decades ago, no matter how often you like to remind us. Maybe you should move back if you like it so much.....

Like who the fuck cares that I went to art school over 10 years ago now? I said, my degree did not get me my position, my portfolio did. And it's true. She got hers through knowing someone at the company.

I keep thinking, maybe this time would be different? Maybe four years at this job taught me a thing or two about time management, and about setting expectations. Maybe.

I hated being my own boss. I never actually had a healthy and productive schedule. It was cycles of procrastination, then a mad, toxic dash before the deadline. Every time.

Having a career crisis right now. Wondering if being completely transparent and loud about the work that I do would be helpful.

Puffy Cheetos with chopsticks

I'm taking this class asynchronously so picture me on the couch yelling at yesterday's lecture because he's like "wow AutoCAD sure is bad at this!" and I'm like NO. NO YOU MORON!!

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

They reduced Product Design to a skeleton crew so the last person who was on the original team retired. (Good for her!) Now it's three greenhorns and a cartoon of a bad middle manager who is running out of people to throw under the bus