beepatrix
@radm.transsexual.navy
temporarily embarrassed pirate admiral currently lacking ships and crews
Pinned
i dont think i'm arrogant enough to presume i'm going to be the *last* person someone's going to have feelings for/want to cultivate a relationship with
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i dont think i'm arrogant enough to presume i'm going to be the *last* person someone's going to have feelings for/want to cultivate a relationship with
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i am doing my very level best to not partner with a person who has done crimes
but once we are in the very committed part of the relationship... i might embezzle for you
but once we are in the very committed part of the relationship... i might embezzle for you
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i am doing my very level best to not partner with a person who has done crimes
but once we are in the very committed part of the relationship... i might embezzle for you
but once we are in the very committed part of the relationship... i might embezzle for you
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google free services have always opened up and treated the end user like they are a complete moron. this strategy works because the end user generally is a complete moron. so google docs dominates in this breeding ground for brain dead AI slop customers
microsoft has now lost their own demographic
microsoft has now lost their own demographic
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
google free services have always opened up and treated the end user like they are a complete moron. this strategy works because the end user generally is a complete moron. so google docs dominates in this breeding ground for brain dead AI slop customers
microsoft has now lost their own demographic
microsoft has now lost their own demographic
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suck it up sativa. you killed windows phone. you killed nokia. A PERFECTLY GOOD PHONE COMPANY AND YOU FUCKING GUTTED IT. GUTTED IT. OH HOW THE WHEEL OF COSMIC JUSTICE TURNS AGAINST YOU AS YOU MURDERED WINDOWS PHONE BEFORE IT EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO GET OFF THE GROUND. BRO WHERE'S YOUR MARKET SHARE? BRO
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
suck it up sativa. you killed windows phone. you killed nokia. A PERFECTLY GOOD PHONE COMPANY AND YOU FUCKING GUTTED IT. GUTTED IT. OH HOW THE WHEEL OF COSMIC JUSTICE TURNS AGAINST YOU AS YOU MURDERED WINDOWS PHONE BEFORE IT EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO GET OFF THE GROUND. BRO WHERE'S YOUR MARKET SHARE? BRO
holy FUCK bugsy's scyther hits like a truck with that U-turn, can probably OHKO everything except my geodudette FRANCOISE and even she needed a potion after... okay here's how we can still win, i'm going to cheeze him, spam defense curl to +6 def while his bitch ass metapod just uses tackle
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
holy FUCK bugsy's scyther hits like a truck with that U-turn, can probably OHKO everything except my geodudette FRANCOISE and even she needed a potion after... okay here's how we can still win, i'm going to cheeze him, spam defense curl to +6 def while his bitch ass metapod just uses tackle
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help i boiled down my gumbo too much and now i just have shrimple syrup
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
help i boiled down my gumbo too much and now i just have shrimple syrup
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being near her isn't enough i need to noclip gmod-style into her
May 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
being near her isn't enough i need to noclip gmod-style into her
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Any three dwarfs having a sensible conversation will always end up having four points of view.
- Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam
- Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Any three dwarfs having a sensible conversation will always end up having four points of view.
- Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam
- Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam
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you think all nerds are spindly or squat but lab equipment is very heavy, you gotta have at least one hulking person per science lab to lift that shit
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
you think all nerds are spindly or squat but lab equipment is very heavy, you gotta have at least one hulking person per science lab to lift that shit
damn i'm a sucker for pretty hands ngl
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
damn i'm a sucker for pretty hands ngl
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heard a guy posit once that wood may be one of the rarest materials in the universe... there may well be entire planets of gold and diamond out there, but as far as anyone knows, trees only grow on earth and only have for a few hundred million years
June 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
heard a guy posit once that wood may be one of the rarest materials in the universe... there may well be entire planets of gold and diamond out there, but as far as anyone knows, trees only grow on earth and only have for a few hundred million years
fridge check btw
i was gonna be like, your ratio of food to beverages is all screwy but i looked in my own fridge for comparison and im not really doing that much better PLUS yours is better organized... i change my rating to 8/10
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
fridge check btw
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hey im uh in a somewhat tight spot financially right now due to circumstances and i do not like to ask this, but i am not going to make rent…
if anyone is free & able to toss a little my way it would be incredibly appreciated
cash.app/$Wormwitch
if anyone is free & able to toss a little my way it would be incredibly appreciated
cash.app/$Wormwitch
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December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
hey im uh in a somewhat tight spot financially right now due to circumstances and i do not like to ask this, but i am not going to make rent…
if anyone is free & able to toss a little my way it would be incredibly appreciated
cash.app/$Wormwitch
if anyone is free & able to toss a little my way it would be incredibly appreciated
cash.app/$Wormwitch
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wait
bricked up does not mean constipated
oh fuck i gotta leave a message for my doctor
bricked up does not mean constipated
oh fuck i gotta leave a message for my doctor
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
wait
bricked up does not mean constipated
oh fuck i gotta leave a message for my doctor
bricked up does not mean constipated
oh fuck i gotta leave a message for my doctor
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[guy peeks over the urinal divider and sees my STP packer] dude are you a fucking cyborg... That's so cool...
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
[guy peeks over the urinal divider and sees my STP packer] dude are you a fucking cyborg... That's so cool...
very cool planned parenthood! was it necessary to email me FOUR TIMES IN ONE DAY ABOUT IT
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
very cool planned parenthood! was it necessary to email me FOUR TIMES IN ONE DAY ABOUT IT
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what if dinner is four scrambled eggs and several slices of toast
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
what if dinner is four scrambled eggs and several slices of toast
time to come clean: i am not actually trans, i was just pretending as a bit that went too far, i'm a normal slightly clocky cis woman, those "pre transition" photos are of my older brother, thank you for your participation
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
time to come clean: i am not actually trans, i was just pretending as a bit that went too far, i'm a normal slightly clocky cis woman, those "pre transition" photos are of my older brother, thank you for your participation
why is the dick shaped one A HUNDRED AND TWENTY
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
why is the dick shaped one A HUNDRED AND TWENTY
the only real downside of bottom surgery is how hard it is to piss in the sink now 😔
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the only real downside of bottom surgery is how hard it is to piss in the sink now 😔
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I’ll be in JACK & JIL FUK Bah #2 pissing in one of the 3 sinks
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’ll be in JACK & JIL FUK Bah #2 pissing in one of the 3 sinks
hmmm despite having such fun with the transsexual.navy handle i don't actually think being trans is a core part of my identity, it's just a medical condition that i have that i am slowly but miraculously recovering from/learning to live with
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
hmmm despite having such fun with the transsexual.navy handle i don't actually think being trans is a core part of my identity, it's just a medical condition that i have that i am slowly but miraculously recovering from/learning to live with
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