I accidentially uber eats’d from a place that’s so fucking far, this guys going to fucking kill me when he gets here

If the bathroom don’t look like this it’s not a real dive bar

My #1 pet peeve is people who were cool in high school and dressed completely normal but liked one song from boys like girls posting photos that say “emo was never a phase” im like bitch you don’t get to cash in now that those bands are playing huge venues

Don’t cancel me but I believe every cross eyed person is just doing a bit

I call this: Fontaines DC goes full Christmas

If I’m going to the movies to watch some green person sing… the movie is going to be shrek and the song is going to be written by smashmouth