RickTM
@r1ck.bsky.social
Wouldn’t happen because wizards would see this happening before it would. That’s why you never hear about wizards burning themselves to death
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Wouldn’t happen because wizards would see this happening before it would. That’s why you never hear about wizards burning themselves to death
My initials are RAT but my friend’s name is MATT. Which one of us are you talkin @? 🤷🤷🏻
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My initials are RAT but my friend’s name is MATT. Which one of us are you talkin @? 🤷🤷🏻
*borat voice* good for her.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
*borat voice* good for her.
This is the role model kids really need
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is the role model kids really need
Why are you showing us the Sistine Chapel?
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Why are you showing us the Sistine Chapel?
Uncook them and just serve them as cookie dough bites
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Uncook them and just serve them as cookie dough bites
Agreed. KL (kiss & love) Homa (homo in the feminine tense) sooner. But wear a helmet.
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Agreed. KL (kiss & love) Homa (homo in the feminine tense) sooner. But wear a helmet.
I know exactly which voice you’re talking about!
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I know exactly which voice you’re talking about!
For a turnip Turnupy has remarkable penmanship
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
For a turnip Turnupy has remarkable penmanship
He’s “fixing” the printer, child.
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
He’s “fixing” the printer, child.
Why’d you rat ‘em out?!?
October 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Why’d you rat ‘em out?!?
You know the space when you walk in to the store, where they have furniture and stuff on display? I like to hang out there. it’s my fun little routine. My lobby hobby.
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You know the space when you walk in to the store, where they have furniture and stuff on display? I like to hang out there. it’s my fun little routine. My lobby hobby.
That’s cheating Naomi! People should ask Claude to write their essay themselves.
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
That’s cheating Naomi! People should ask Claude to write their essay themselves.
Do not like my imaginary pain and suffering >:(
September 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Do not like my imaginary pain and suffering >:(
If I was that leaf I would NOT be happy
September 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If I was that leaf I would NOT be happy
Hot take: all bumper stickers shouldn’t be allowed to drive cars. There I said it.
September 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hot take: all bumper stickers shouldn’t be allowed to drive cars. There I said it.
Prediction; Someone just wanted to shoot detainees like fish in a barrel, before they died/were shot. when that narrative didn’t align with the current regime investigators just wrote anti ice on the shooters bullets and called it a day
September 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Prediction; Someone just wanted to shoot detainees like fish in a barrel, before they died/were shot. when that narrative didn’t align with the current regime investigators just wrote anti ice on the shooters bullets and called it a day
Is your dog doing weird science?
September 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Is your dog doing weird science?
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September 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I just saw this pic and got ready to send you a screenshot thinking you’d like it.
September 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I just saw this pic and got ready to send you a screenshot thinking you’d like it.