Queen of the Dorks
@queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social
Clumsy every day. Live with my foot in my mouth. Sorry if I accidentally insult you. ADHD is my way of life.
Well folks, the tariff tax we paid for, that drove up prices so high most of us can't afford much, are going to the farmers who are being pushed out of the markets by decisions that cost them almost everything because many of them decided a man who wears too much makeup was smart.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Well folks, the tariff tax we paid for, that drove up prices so high most of us can't afford much, are going to the farmers who are being pushed out of the markets by decisions that cost them almost everything because many of them decided a man who wears too much makeup was smart.
So the blown up boat that they were trying to turn back over still had drugs on it? Did they have it all bound up with industrial plastic wrap and tape that sunk like bricks in the 80's?
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
So the blown up boat that they were trying to turn back over still had drugs on it? Did they have it all bound up with industrial plastic wrap and tape that sunk like bricks in the 80's?
Probably a cheap metal, spray painted gold. He looks ridiculous.
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Probably a cheap metal, spray painted gold. He looks ridiculous.
He's fired pretty much every architect who's attempted to explain the flaws in the plans. Even if it gets built, it will be so shoddy, it will probably need to be torn down and rebuilt at taxpayer cost.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
He's fired pretty much every architect who's attempted to explain the flaws in the plans. Even if it gets built, it will be so shoddy, it will probably need to be torn down and rebuilt at taxpayer cost.
I get that the women have to keep trying to "look young" to keep their standing and their wealth, but they have crossed the line from classy to bad drag queen. His face is being held together by bad bronzer.
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I get that the women have to keep trying to "look young" to keep their standing and their wealth, but they have crossed the line from classy to bad drag queen. His face is being held together by bad bronzer.
At first glance, I thought this was a man with his head in his hands in sorrow. Maybe it is up to the eye of the beholder.
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At first glance, I thought this was a man with his head in his hands in sorrow. Maybe it is up to the eye of the beholder.
It's a participation trophy
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It's a participation trophy
Imagine if this man "macho" man, this "tough" guy who threatens everybody but does none of the work, had to wake up every day and do what Zelensky does. Words can be powerful, but actions say more.
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Imagine if this man "macho" man, this "tough" guy who threatens everybody but does none of the work, had to wake up every day and do what Zelensky does. Words can be powerful, but actions say more.
It's hard to play tough guy all night on Truth Social and then be expected to work for 5 hours in person!
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It's hard to play tough guy all night on Truth Social and then be expected to work for 5 hours in person!
The Patron Saint of "where did that bruise come from"
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Patron Saint of "where did that bruise come from"
People lined up for hours. The first 100 in line got a ticket for a "swag bag" with gifts inside. They promoted it like there were nice goodies in it...most people got a lip gloss, Uno cards, a single drink mix, travel size conditioner and nerds. Some won prizes. Most were just upset.
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
People lined up for hours. The first 100 in line got a ticket for a "swag bag" with gifts inside. They promoted it like there were nice goodies in it...most people got a lip gloss, Uno cards, a single drink mix, travel size conditioner and nerds. Some won prizes. Most were just upset.
I want Mango Jesus to name one country song without having to look it up.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I want Mango Jesus to name one country song without having to look it up.
Not even on my worst day. I don't need anything that badly. That swag bag disaster was kind of funny though.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Not even on my worst day. I don't need anything that badly. That swag bag disaster was kind of funny though.
I have been using Google calendar and have a smart watch. They sync up tell me when to do things.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I have been using Google calendar and have a smart watch. They sync up tell me when to do things.
Isn't it funny that the one's who are so eager for the rapture are going to be left behind
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Isn't it funny that the one's who are so eager for the rapture are going to be left behind
Sometimes it's just easier to go through a discount card
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Sometimes it's just easier to go through a discount card
You need it to see how much you are spending. Then switching out for the cheaper brand if necessary.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You need it to see how much you are spending. Then switching out for the cheaper brand if necessary.
I am not shocked at all
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I am not shocked at all
He also got a picture of Mango Jesus fawning over him like a giggly school girl being noticed by her crush.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
He also got a picture of Mango Jesus fawning over him like a giggly school girl being noticed by her crush.
Do anything to protect the leader....but it's not a cult
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Do anything to protect the leader....but it's not a cult