I thought I was bad getting 3 women to marry me

I know the feeling which is why I always post Barnes and Noble. If you need a pitch done, let me know.

You can buy 2 of my books at Barnes and Noble or Amazon. Would still rather have sex.

Which the Billionaires want no part of.

Glad this didn't happen when I worked there 30 years ago

Thank you. I've been lucky enough to campaign in 38 states.

Started out knocking doors in Manchester. Was the RI Field Coordinator for the Primaries. Spent some time in Bed-Study. Then did a Southern swing which went from San Antonio to Little Rock.

That means you guys put in excellent work

I worked on that campaign! But, in Arizona. We didn’t win the state but got within 2 points even without ONE candidate visit. If he had visited 1-2 times we could’ve won it. It was the first crack in Arizona being a deep red state.

I would have died for a drop in by Bill or Hillary!

When she ran, she kept it straight up. The best stories are actually from '92 when she'd check in on her husband's campaign without warning in Manchester and Little Rock.

More undercooked pork? I think we can find it. We'll just leave a trail of whale meat that leads to a pig carcass that has been rotting in the sun for a week and he'll break out his makisu sushi mat.

Is there a place where we can buy worm treats??

You think this is fun, try knocking doors with her some time.

He's never been worth $100 million. He's been broke since '78 and his handlers have his supposed cash outside of paying for Adderall, diapers, and to have sex with 12 year olds.

The insurance company would be the play. I'm on it.

Where were these legal scholars when I was in JAG??